WFC New Zealand: 50 Ways of Saying Fabulous

Is that… Donald!?

Uhm… it would have been nice if this had been subtitled.

But I got the gist!

This film has 5.8 (of 10) on imdb, and I think that’s as low as the scale goes. That’s harsh! As Wikipedia says, “The film opened in 2005 to negative reviews and had little success at the New Zealand box office.” I can see why it would alienate a lot of people… it’s very lo-fi, with strange colour grading, and… er… it’s kinda awkward.

The girl who played Lou is good. Most of them are charming. But… Erhm. This is like a two pillow film. (That you hide behind during especially embarrassing scenes.) On the other hand, I smiled a lot.

So…

50 Ways of Saying Fabulous. Stewart Main. 2005. New Zealand.

Daiquiri Kiwi

  • 2 parts rum
  • 2 parts lemon juice
  • 2 parts Cointreau
  • 2 parts Midori
  • 1 part simple syrup
  • kiwi

Run everything through a blender with ice cubes. Pour into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a slice of kiwi.

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Edit: I just watched the making-of featurettetish.  (It’s long.)  Apparently they filmed this film in the rainy season in New Zealand, but they got sufficient money to digitally do colour grading to make it look like it’s in the rainy season.  Honey: It didn’t really work.  (It never does?  I think?  Or do some people believe the past five years, in reality, looked really teal?)

It just looks like somebody ran the whole film through a redising (that’s a word) filter.

WFC Peru: La teta asustada

This film won “best film” at the Berlin film festival, and as film prizes go, that’s the one to win, I think. (I mean, if something wins the a major award, it’s usually drek.)

And this is absolutely riveting and very strange and funny. And heartbreaking. I’m not going to spoil the, er, plot, but I think I can guarantee that nothing like the central conceit in this film has ever been done before.

The Milk of Sorrow. Claudia Llosa. 2009. Peru.

Peruvian Pisco Sour

  • 1 part sugar syrup
  • 3 parts lemon juice
  • 8 parts Pisco
  • egg white
  • some drops of Angostura

Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a lemon slice.

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CEC HDMI ETLA

I’m extremely lazy, so using a remote control to switch the TV on or off is just out of the question. The remote is just languishing in a cupboard somewhere, and the TV is always on. Which seems like a waste, since I only use it (like) a couple of days a week or something.

Most of the time it just functions as an xscreensaver-enabled display to show the sleeve of whatever album’s playing on the stereo.

But then! The other week a friend told me about something magical called “CEC”, which is apparently short for Consumer Electronics Control. It allows sending commands via HDMI (High-Definition Multimedia Interface) from your VIDEO (Visual Ideas Directed Except Oldskool) card to the TV (Television).

However, virtually no video cards support this natively. The notable exception is the graphics card in the Raspberry Pi (RPI).

Fortunately, Pulse-Eight sells CEC injectors. It a tiny thing you put in between your computer and your TV. And today it arrived:

Very small and cute.

It’s a bit more extensive with the wiring. The product page said that you can’t use it reliably if you have a very long HDMI cable to your TV, but mine is seven meters, and it seems to work fine…  Oh, perhaps I should try playing something that takes a lot of bandwidth…  Let’s see…  Captain America: Civil War Bluray…  Yup, there’s the captain.  No extra latency or anything that as far as I can tell.

There’s a USB port that you communicate over. The device shows up as a serial device in Linux, and you talk to it via a program called cec-client.

This excellent blog posts details how you use cec-client from Linux, but basically you just say

$ echo 'standby 0' | cec-client -s /dev/ttyACM0

and the TV goes to standby mode.

OR DOES IT?

Mine didn’t, and it’s a five year old Samsung TV. After googling a bit more, it turns out that you have to enable this stuff under the “Anynet+” setting in the menus. Let’s just walk through this quickly, if anybody has problems finding the menu (which is something I had):

It’s way down in the main menu. Enter the “Content View” thing…

… and then choose “Anynet+”…

… and setup..

… and the thing you’re looking for is “Auto Turn Off”. If that’s on, then you can put the TV into standby mode via CEC. Makes sense, huh? HUH?!

So now all the bits are in place, and I can use this stuff. I chose to have xscreensaver wake the screen up with a -watch script modeled after this one.

So when I hit something on the TV machine keyboard, it unblanks xscreensaver and turns the TV on. (This takes an annoyingly long time, though… like 10 seconds? What’s up with TV makers and the incredible slowness involved with anything?)

To switch the TV off, I just hooked it up into my general go out/switch off everything before going to sleep actions.

Emacs is for automation.

There you go.

WFC Croatia: Ta divna splitska noć

Hm… This sort of playful artsy fartsy film is right up my alley, but I just didn’t feel it. So I instead spent most of the time wondering why the scenes just didn’t connect (for me). Some of the actors are really good (the mother and the boy) and some are kinda meh (that scraggly-bearded one)… The cinematography is good… The editing is fun…

Perhaps it’s all the macho posturing and the way everybody goes all overwraught at the drop of a hot.

It’s like it’s almost great but instead it’s just annoying.

A Wonderful Night in Split. Arsen A. Ostojic. 2004. Croatia.

Crocktail

  • 5 parts maraschino liqueur
  • 3 parts lemon juice
  • 3 parts cherry juice

Build the cocktail in a long drink glass over ice and stir. Garnish with orange rind and a cherry.

Oops! That was supposed to be sour cherry juice, and I had sweet cherry syrup…

Oh, well.

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WFC Morocco: L’armée du salut

It’s a captivating and bewildering film. Very original from a storytelling and structural point of view. And very nicely shot.

I can’t quite make out whether the actors are meant to be this stylised and stiff or whether they’re just not, er, all that good, but it kinda works anyway. The mother’s great.

The film loses tension after a while, though, and my attention started wandering.

Salvation Army. Abdellah Taia. 2013. Morocco.

Dolomint

  • 1 part gin
  • 1 part Galliano
  • 1 part lime juice
  • soda water
  • mint leaves

Pour all ingredients over ice and stir. Top up with soda water. Crush some mint leaves and rub along the edge of the glass. Garnish with a sprig of mint.

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New Music

Music I’ve bought and/or resampled this week.

I found the “box of not very interesting albums” in the basement (I think that must have been my criterion when sorting records into the box), but I’ve gotta resample them all.

Plus some new stuff.

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jukebox.php?image=micro.png&group=Kissing+the+Pink&album=Certain+Things+Are+Likely jukebox.php?image=micro.png&group=Yes&album=Close+to+the+Edge jukebox.php?image=micro.png&group=Tied+%2B+Tickled+Trio&album=Curry+Park jukebox.php?image=micro.png&group=Minimal+Compact&album=Deadly+Weapons jukebox.php?image=micro.png&group=Various&album=Death+Leaves+an+Echo
jukebox.php?image=micro.png&group=Howard+Jones&album=Dream+Into+Action jukebox.php?image=micro.png&group=Mick+Karn&album=Dreams+Of+Reason+Produce+Monsters jukebox.php?image=micro.png&group=David+Boykin+Outet&album=Evidence+of+Life+on+Other+Planets+Vol.+1 jukebox.php?image=micro.png&group=Exhaust&album=Exhaust jukebox.php?image=micro.png&group=Barbara+Morgenstern&album=Fan+No+1+Rmx+EP
jukebox.php?image=micro.png&group=Nitzer+Ebb&album=Fun+to+be+Had+(Mixes) jukebox.php?image=micro.png&group=Nitzer+Ebb&album=Fun+to+be+Had+(Remixes) jukebox.php?image=micro.png&group=Elvis+Costello&album=Get+Happy!! jukebox.php?image=micro.png&group=My+Bloody+Valentine&album=Glider+(Remixes) jukebox.php?image=micro.png&group=The+Pop&album=Go!
jukebox.php?image=micro.png&group=Depeche+Mode&album=It's+Called+A+Heart jukebox.php?image=micro.png&group=Jill+Jones&album=Jill+Jones jukebox.php?image=micro.png&group=Circus+Modern&album=Karianne jukebox.php?image=micro.png&group=Two+Nice+Girls&album=Like+A+Version jukebox.php?image=micro.png&group=Minimal+Compact&album=Lowlands+Flight
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jukebox.php?image=micro.png&group=Philip+Glass&album=Songs+From+Liquid+Days jukebox.php?image=micro.png&group=Echo+and+the+Bunnymen&album=Songs+to+Learn+and+Sing jukebox.php?image=micro.png&group=Simple+Minds&album=Sons+and+Fascination jukebox.php?image=micro.png&group=Simon+%26+Garfunkel&album=Sounds+of+Silence jukebox.php?image=micro.png&group=Soft+Cell&album=Tainted+Love
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