My New Interior Decoration Blog

A few years back, my OLED TV started displaying some problems — the middle section of the screen was much darker than the parts to the left and the right. I tried running all the OLED “refresh” things, and upgraded the firmware, etc, but nope — the middle bits remained stubbornly burned in.

It’s all my fault — this was my first OLED TV, and I didn’t know how fragile they are. I stupidly used to display the image of the currently playing album on the screen (when I wasn’t watching TV, which was most of the time), and that’s exactly what you shouldn’t do: Album covers are all (pretty much) the same size, so you have a square in the middle that gets a lot of pixels lit up, while the bits on the end aren’t.

It was just getting too distracting, so I got a new TV, but what was I going to do with the old one? I mean, nobody would want it, since it is indeed very annoying — when watching black and white movies, for instance, the bits in the middle got a sickening yellow tint — but throwing it out just seemed… eh… so dramatic.

So it’s been sitting behind some chairs in the hall for some years now.

But then I remembered those rather kick-ass art installations in the Oslo Airport… and I also remembered the kick-ass final scene of Beau Travail. It has Denis Lavant dancing! Could I combine those things somehow?!

So today I snipped that section out of the movie and tried to figure out how to drop the backgrounds.

That shit’s hard, so I wondered whether there were any services out there that could just do that for me.

And as you’d expect, this field is a wretched hive of scum and villainy, because it’s all “AI”.

They all seem so innocent and go “hey, try me out! it’s free!”. And then you try one, and then:

And then after creating the account, you can’t actually try it after all until you add money… and if you try to buy “credits”, you’ll find that a monthly subscription is cheaper than even the lowest amount of credits you can buy.

I guess they’re so desperate for the Monthly Recurring Revenue, as it’s the only thing that worth pointing to. They’re presumably losing money hand over foot, like everybody else in this field.

I also tried to make the site centre Denis Lavant in the frame, but…

THE HORROR THE HORROR THAT”S NOT DENIS LAVANT ANY MORE

It, of course, substituted a different man wearing different clothes, as LLMs are wont to do if you try to get them to edit something.

Oh, well. Nice to get your anti-LLM prejudices confirmed.

After these horrible, horrible struggles, I then took the background-less video and created a whole lot of PNGs, and then used ImageMagick a lot to get a blocky LED-ey look…

And then a more yellow, blurred look… And then finally put things together again into an MP4 file.

Is this going to work!?

Well, the TV has been switched off for… three or four years now, I guess? Is it dead now?

I plugged in a normal three prong thing back there, but it didn’t really say “click”… But I think that’s something that ought to work?

That’s the problem with debugging — when nothing works at all, it can be anything. But it’s usually the cables, so I rooted through all my old cabling boxes, and I found one that looks right.

TV’s still dead. The remote does nothing, either.

Oh, there’s a physical button on the back there somewhere?

THE TV IS ALIVE! But no way to switch input…

And the remote still does nothing. Is this even the right remote? It was one of two Sony remotes I could find in my electronics boxes…

Tried changing batteries… nothing…

But then I changed batteries again, so I guess those batteries in that box there were dead? Typical! Debugging physical things are fun.

BEHOLD! I was going to buy a new Raspberry Pi 5 to do this stuff, but while rooting through boxes, I found a cute li’l Celeron box, so I’m using that.

It’s Debian installin’ time.

Perhaps I shouldn’t have put the TV up that way before installing stuff, but it’s so heavy that I’m just not bothering to fix that. My neck can complain all it wants.

And amazingly enough, the cables were just long enough — I thought the cosmic rule was that no matter what you want to connect, either the cables are three metres too long or ten centimetres too short? Karma.

Aww, doesn’t that look like a cosy arrangement?

NO DON”T LOOK THE OTHER WAY

TADA! It’s working! But everything looks very greenish… he should be yellow.

And tada! I found a wifi dongle in a cupboard! I’m really getting a lot of mileage out of stuff that I’ve just had squirreled away today…

Perfect.

Hey, when it boots it’s kinda giving The Matrix. (The good people of Hoppers look on with scepticism.)

OK, OK, I should play a bit more with the aspect ratio, because Denis Lavant’s pixels should fill more of the screen…

And don’t look behind the screen!

OK, now Levant is looking bigger. And he’s still looking a bit green on the photos here, but he’s looking more yellow in reality.

I have to move that Jamie Hernandez poster, though.

OK, I think this is gonna work.

Hm… did I forget to switch on TearFree? *stares at screen*

Heh, I should adjust my camera settings…

There.

I have to buy one thing, though — an HDMI CEC injector so that I can hook this into my “home automation system” so that it can put the screen to sleep when I go to sleep (like all other screens do).

Easter projects, man.

March Music

Music I’ve bought in March.

Hey! After a couple of slow months, I finally bought a whole bunch of new albums.

The Rolling Stones - Hot Stuff - OFFICIAL PROMO

I bought the Black & Blue box set:

It’s fun reading the reviews of this set, because they all add exactly the same sentence somewhere: “Of course, this is nobody’s favourite Stones album, but…”

It’s my favourite Stones album! So that feels very affirming — it means that I have better taste, right?

There’s a big book included, and it has a font size that’s very kind to the eyes of the intended demographics.

I feel they went a bit over-board here and there, but the concern is appreciated!

Tomeka Reid - Oo long! [Single Preview]

The Tomeika Reid album is indeed very bouncy.

Steven Brown - Panic In Detroit (Official Video)

Steven Brown’s new album is very nice.

Sly Dunbar died a few months ago, so I bought this stylish album:

It’s pretty good. But not as good as the cover.

Chat Pile - Outbreak Fest 2024

The Chat Pile live album is a lot of fun.

The Notwist: X-Ray

There’s a new Notwist album. I’ve only had time to listen to it a couple times, but I think it’s their best in years? Probably?

Til noens dype muskelvev

Espen Reinertsen finally has a new album out. It feels like a decade since the last one, and that’s because it is — it’s been way too long!

This one, too, I’ve only had the chance to listen to a couple times yet, but I think it’s good stuff.

Dagmar Zuniga - Her Master's Voice

Ditto ditto with the Dagmar Zuniga album — I like the sound a lot, but I’ll have to listen to it more times…

And I’m continuing to buy everything Up Ya Archives releases. 1992 is back!

Archaeology Reveals Internet Created To Make Fun Of Rob Liefeld

I was scanning some 1996 issues of Comics International and it turns out that each issue has a recap of what’s been going on on the Internet that month (comics-wise).

So there’s all the goss for the fortunate people who didn’t have access to the Internet yet.

*gasp* There’s even an explanation of what Usenet is.

Heh. Lots of fun.

Random Comics

I read some more comics over the last week.

I don’t quite remember why I bought this Justice League book — I probably thought it was a collection of 70s stuff? But it’s not — it’s from 85-87, so we’re in an era that’s totally unfamiliar to me.

So when this book starts out, the League lives in Detroit (!), and has members like… Vixen… Vibe… Gypsy… and Dale…

I guess Vibe made a return (well somebody with the same name returned), but it’s amusing how little success DC has had with introducing new super-heroes since, like, the 1940s? Sure, they go through a lot of names behind the various masks (how many Flashes have there been now?), but, you know, neither Vixen nor Gypsy have become household names.

We’re in 1985, so it’s during Crisis on Infinite Earths, so there’s crossovers. So we get an issue of Infinity Inc that reads like a headache on paper, and has artwork by Todd McFarlane.

As usual with “DC Finest” books, it’s not quite clear what the rationale behind why this section of the Justice League’s story has been collected here. We start off in Detroit, but after a handful of issues, we go to New York and then there’s a new penciller. And it’s all written by Gerry Conway, except the final handful of issues, which are by J M DeMatteis. But at least the end point is kinda logical — it’s where the series was cancelled (to be replaced by Justice League International), so perhaps the issue selection was just “the final 20-ish issues”?

Anyway, I was surprised at how readable this series is. I wasn’t expecting to actually read it, but I spent all night reading it and finished it in one day! It just flows very well, even though I can’t really say that it’s… good? It’s not actually good, but it’s not annoying in any way.

Like I said, DeMatteis took over at the end, and wrapped up Conway’s storylines over two issues, and then killed off two characters, and shut down the Justice League. The end!

I wonder what happened… Conway’s final issue had just him plotting, with somebody else doing the scripting, so he left in the middle of doing an issue, apparently. Since they cancelled the series shortly afterwards, I guess his run wasn’t a huge seller? Perhaps?

Speaking of “not a big seller”, here’s another “Lost Marvels” book from Fantagraphics. And this time around, it’s a whopper — this book is hefty.

Michael Dean writes in the introduction that Savage Tales was “gritty, realistic”, and that we may “groan at the machismo”, and that it has a “whiff of 1980s militarism”… but of course, the women are just as kick ass, and the war isn’t glorified, oh no! Which makes me wonder whether he’s actually read the book, because as a letter writer said, “[t]o put it bluntly, I like blood and guts, and you put them right in the palm of my hand”.

Dean says that editor Larry Hama jokingly said that the audience was guys in the military and guys in prison… but I don’t think that was a joke.

This book is almost all about how awesome violence is.

It’s almost all about awesome violence, and then some bits about how awesome the military is.

Sure, since this is an anthology with stories that are about ten pages long, and this book is almost 600 pages long, a couple of stories about other things is in here, too, but the majority are just about depicting violence. Which makes the book rather interesting — you avoid the trite O. Henry endings that have been done to death ever since EC Comics.

So while it’s an interesting book, about a quarter is basically unreadable (as a writer, Herb Trimpe makes a good artist), a fifth is pretty good, and the rest is… there. Story wise. But there’s a lot of really good artwork in here, if you’re into this sort of stuff.

Will Jungkunz’s serial stood out as something different — he went more for humour. (He died before finishing the series.)

Hama says that when the magazine was cancelled, they managed to use up all the stuff they had as inventory in the final issue, and… you can perhaps sense that they’d sat on the above story for a while.

Again, the only explanation I can find for Dean’s introduction is that he didn’t actually read the magazine — is that one of those strong, heroic women characters he was talking about?

I don’t know what you’d call the phenomenon exemplified by the introduction — “humane-washing?” “Booshwa-splaining?”

But! The quality of the physical book! Man! It’s perfect. It’s printed on thick, white, matte paper, and the reproduction of the artwork is just about perfect. There’s, like, no annoyances — the binding is even done so that the book stays open without you having to exert yourself.

And the issues are clearly marked so that you can find the issue you’re looking for by just looking at the side of the book.

If somebody wants to reprint some magazines, just give them a copy of this and say “do it like this”. Total class.

This is an early-80s French action book.

Previous albums were written by Van Hamme, but this one is better.

I mean, it’s standard fare, but it’s well done.

I have read most Freak Brothers stuff before, and many times, but I’ve been buying these collections anyway.

This is, I guess, the final collection? But it’s chronologically the first, which makes sense — the earlier collections collected later, longer epic stories, while this is early stuff, and mostly single page gags.

Which is fine, but it’s a bit wearying reading these one after another… I mean, I really like these strips — Gilbert Sheldon really has something very appealing going on here.

This edition, though, it’s… well, it’s a compromise, isn’t it? Some of this material was published in magazines, and some as comic strips, and some in newspapers, which means that it was originally printed in many different sizes. This book is smaller than magazine size, which means that (among other pieces), the one long storyline is printed much smaller than it originally was, which makes it a bit hard to read sometimes.

But… still a very pleasant way to spend an evening.

I picked this up at Un regard moderne last year, and I’ve been waiting for my French to improve enough that I can actually read it.

I’ve heard of Martin Veyron before, but I don’t think I’ve read much of his stuff before? In any case, it’s hilarious.

This was published in the early 80s, and it’s got that French late-70s surreal thing going on. It’s a kind of shaggy dog story, I guess, where the supposed point-of-view character gets involved with all these absurd characters.

Like the military of a South American country, and God, and L’eternel feminin… which I guess sounds like total chaos, but it’s not! That’s what’s so amazing about it — on a panel by panel basis, it reads like it’s improvised, with one gag after another, but Veyron juggles at least half a dozen separate storyline strands perfectly.

Very funny and oddly engrossing.

I think I may have picked this one up there, too? But I’m not sure.

This is early 90s stuff, and it’s very earnest. A bit silly, even, but a likeable album.

And with striking graphics.

I’m up-to-date with my Spirou subscription, so just read one issue this week.

A new Les cavaliers de l’apocadispe serial has started up, so that’s fantastic.

And a new Perdus appearance, so that’s great.

And… that’s it.