So I was unpacking a mega package from the US today (I’m using a forwarding service, because it’s just … more fun), and one of the packages inside contained this item.
“Queensryche? On tape?” I thought? “JUST HOW DRUNK HAVE I BEEN!!!1”
“Oh, OK, perhaps it’s something so avant garde that they sell it in a Queensryche cover! Yeah! Cool! Awesome!”
“Hm… still pretty much looks like a Queenryche tape…”
“THAT”S QUEENSRYCHE!!!!1! I must have been so drunk.”
So I went back to unpacking the mega package and found another little package from the same person, and in that was:
“Yes! A Xiu Xiu tape! I vaguely remember buying that! I wasn’t that drunk!”
So. Much. Drama.
Was that, like, a … bonus tape? In a separate package?
2 thoughts on “The Horror”
Hey, I’ve got this whole stack of 78’s you ordered but I cannot send them to your forwarding agents until your $983.00 payment arrives. I know Covid-19 has made life very difficult, but you must control your drinking if you are to survive. Besides, you promised to respect me in the morning.
I’m obviously not hip enough to buy 78s, so it’s all a hoax! Hah!