Random Thoughts

The Absent Presence. Hussein Chalayan, Martin R. Davison. 2005.

This short film can be found on Vimeo.

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Broken Flowers. Jim Jarmusch. 2005.

I’d seen this film before, but I didn’t realise that that was Tilda Swinton.  Her part lasted for half a minute, though.

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I don’t have any gaming consoles, but I found an old laptop that had Windows installed!

So I downloaded the .rar file off of a totally legal site.

Sure.  Even if it’s infested with viruses, I don’t care much, because the laptop isn’t interweb-connected.

Cool!

Boo!

Boo!

Hm.  This is Windows 7…

Oh!  Instructions!

Game on!

Ok, I managed to make Constantine run around a bit by using A/S/D/W or something, and change the camera angles with the arrow keys.

And left mouse button lets me shoot, but not at the guy at the table.  Right left button allows me to hit the guy at the table.

But then I died or something?

And then Windows is being Windows.

Anyway, I’m sure it’s a great game.

Constantine (Video Game). uhm…. 2005.

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People read slowly.

Sure.

It’s Keanu!  Again!

Constantine. Dylan Beale. 2005.

This is a pretty confounding film. It almost seems like they’re making a parody of something? No scenes connect. It’s weird. And not in a good way.

The director of this film went on to fuck up the The Hunger Games series.

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2005!?

Keanu!

Three wolf moon!  I’ve got that t-shirt!

Thumbsucker. Mike Mills. 2005.

I’ve seen this film before, somehow.  It’s still pretty good.

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