Random Thoughts

“avec toi”

I found this sci-fi film on Youtube. It didn’t have English subtitles, but I noticed that Youtube now provides “auto-captioning” for select films. In addition, they also have machine translations of these captions, so I went for it.

I think the conclusion, after rolling on the floor, laughing, for an hour and a half, is that I probably don’t want to sit in a Google Self Drive Car any time soon.

I don’t know French, but I can probably guess that “Pour Afrique… les Africains” (modulo speeling and word order) doesn’t mean “nene” (and I quote in full) in English.

That might just be my overly sceptical nature. I’m sure Google’s Deep Learning AI will take over any day now.

So what’s the film about?

It’s… I think… About… the future… And some French people seeking asylum in Benin? Where mysterious things are going on?

I’m just guessing. I did enjoy watching this, trying to piece together what was going on from the few French words I know and the ahem translation. Even if it was more befuddling than enlightening.

Chapman 1 part cassis 3 parts orange soda 3 parts lemon/lime soda a few drops of bitters some lime slices some orange slices gin to taste Put all ingredients into an ice-filled glass and stir lightly.

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This is a… documentary… on Youtube…

OK, I’m so ashamed of myself! This is a random clip from Youtube! There’s supposed to be one single real film from St. Kitts and or Nevis, but it’s nowhere to be found on the interwebs! Or Amazon! Or Netflix! Or anywhere!

Anyway, looks like they had fun. All the people in the parade sure seemed to be… keeping… hydrated…

New Year Parade Day St. Kitts SugarMas 2016. unknown. 2016. Saint Kitts and Nevis.

Killer Bee with Pepper and Nutmeg

• 1 part honey
• 2 parts orange juice
• 2 parts club soda
• 4 parts dark rum
• 4 parts passion fruit puree
• “plenty of” black pepper

Warm the honey with a splash of water until dissolved. Stir all the ingredients together in an ice-filled glass. Garnish with nutmeg and a slice of lime.

I thought this was going to be very tart (due to the passion fruit), but it’s kinda nice. Complex flavours.

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Was this what 45 was thinking of?

Yes! Djibouti!

This is more of an American/Somali film than a Djibouti (that’s a word), but there is some Djiboutian (that’s a word) interest… because of the… football…

It’s about a football team.

I mean, I’m not the right person to say whether a football documentary is a good one or not, but I found this very engaging. I almost laughed, I almost cried…

Men in the Arena. J.R. Biersmith. 2017. Djibouti.

Retoxed Detox Tea

• green tea
• mint tea
• ginger
• lemongrass
• rum

Grate the ginger, brew with all ingredients except the rum. Allow to chill and then pour into an ice-filled glass. Add rum to taste.

(I added the rum to the recipe.)

I think it’s the mint that ruins this drink.

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This is an Australian documentary that can be found on Youtube, but it’s kinda sorta from Turkmenistan. Finding genuine Turkmen films proved rather challenging.

As documentaries go, it’s… OK. It’s nice and HD, so plenty of vistaey vistas. There’s a lot of speculation based on how things “must” have been, and isn’t very convincing, really. But it’s interesting.

Alexander’s Lost World. Unknown. 2013. Turkmenistan.

Vodka Green Tea Sprizter recipe

• 2 parts vodka
• 4 parts green tea
• 2 parts ginger ale
• 1 part lime juice

Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a slice of lime.

This isn’t a Turkmen recipe, but they do seem to like green tea and vodka there, so I used my imagination.

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This is a stylishly shot but rather trivial short about … I guess, insanity and drugs (tl;ds: Don’t Do Drugs). It’s kinda fun, although it goes out of its way to explain all the mysteries it sets up in way too much detail.

And it’s not on Youtube, but on Viddsee (sic), which sounds totally legitimate. I couldn’t convince mplayer to play it, so I had to watch it on my Android tablet. And it’s way artifacty.

The Encounter. Jon Rabaud. 2015. Mauritius.

Mango Rum

• 2 parts triple sec
• 5 parts dark rum
• 5 parts cold water
• 10 parts mango

Run all the ingredients through a blender. Pour into an ice-filled glass.

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