Random Thoughts

I don’t have any gaming consoles, but I found an old laptop that had Windows installed!

So I downloaded the .rar file off of a totally legal site.

Sure.  Even if it’s infested with viruses, I don’t care much, because the laptop isn’t interweb-connected.

Cool!

Boo!

Boo!

Hm.  This is Windows 7…

Oh!  Instructions!

Game on!

Ok, I managed to make Constantine run around a bit by using A/S/D/W or something, and change the camera angles with the arrow keys.

And left mouse button lets me shoot, but not at the guy at the table.  Right left button allows me to hit the guy at the table.

But then I died or something?

And then Windows is being Windows.

Anyway, I’m sure it’s a great game.

Constantine (Video Game). uhm…. 2005.

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People read slowly.

Sure.

It’s Keanu!  Again!

Constantine. Dylan Beale. 2005.

This is a pretty confounding film. It almost seems like they’re making a parody of something? No scenes connect. It’s weird. And not in a good way.

The director of this film went on to fuck up the The Hunger Games series.

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2005!?

Keanu!

Three wolf moon!  I’ve got that t-shirt!

Thumbsucker. Mike Mills. 2005.

I’ve seen this film before, somehow.  It’s still pretty good.

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The Box. Luke Losey. 2003.

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Much photoshop.

Very budget.

So eh?

He agrees.

Oh, whatever.

There!!!

Oh, Michael Caine.  I can’t quit you.

Uh-oh, missy!

So there!

Properly chastised.

Tell me more.

EEEVIL!

Je pense.

A lot!

Equations…

The Statement. Norman Jewison. 2003.

This is the kind of film where the dialogues go: “Why wasn’t I told this earlier?” “I’m telling you now.”. You can fill in the rest of the plot by yourselves. But despite it being somewhat generic, it’s not awful.

Some might disagree.

*checks imdb* Ah, Norman Jewison’s last film. I haven’t seen many of his movies. Er… I think only Jesus Christ Superstar, Rollerball and Moonstruck. And… I think this one is just about what you’d expect from seeing those three, strangely enough.

Oh, wow. A budget of USD23M. I would have guessed a fifth of that. I’m rolling the die again.

But at least it’s got plenty of actors that are fun to watch.

Geez! How come it’s always more fun to write comments about bad movies than good movies?

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