Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe. Andrew Adamson. 2005.
I read the book when I was like ten. (Several times.) This film is just like what I remember the book being like. For better and for worse.
So I can’t really fault the film. My ten year old self would have loved it. Although it’s a bit scary here and there.
(All the christianey stuff went way past my heathen self.)
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The Somme. Carl Hindmarch. 2005.
It’s not that bad, really, but the sentimental music underscoring every. single. thing. did my head in.
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The Absent Presence. Hussein Chalayan, Martin R. Davison. 2005.
This short film can be found on Vimeo.
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Broken Flowers. Jim Jarmusch. 2005.
I’d seen this film before, but I didn’t realise that that was Tilda Swinton. Her part lasted for half a minute, though.
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I don’t have any gaming consoles, but I found an old laptop that had Windows installed!
So I downloaded the .rar file off of a totally legal site.
Sure. Even if it’s infested with viruses, I don’t care much, because the laptop isn’t interweb-connected.
Cool!
Boo!
Boo!
Hm. This is Windows 7…
Oh! Instructions!
Game on!
Ok, I managed to make Constantine run around a bit by using A/S/D/W or something, and change the camera angles with the arrow keys.
And left mouse button lets me shoot, but not at the guy at the table. Right left button allows me to hit the guy at the table.
But then I died or something?
And then Windows is being Windows.
Anyway, I’m sure it’s a great game.
Constantine (Video Game). uhm…. 2005.
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