“I ignore all of his family teeth”

I’m not complaining — I’m rather impressed by how good Google Translate is at parsing hand-lettered comics (even Annie Goetzinger’s handwriting). But one thing is curiously doesn’t know how parse is hyphens:

So it’s “ses antécédents familiaux”, i.e., “his family background”, and not “his family teeth”. (“Dents” means “teeth”.)

I’m learning French, and I can basically understand almost all of that, but I sit with an Ipad Mini with live French->English translation up, so I can efficiently wave it in front of a speech bubble to check words I don’t understand, which in this case was “en revanche” (“on the other hand”).

I’ve got the Ipad strapped to my hand…

… so I can just whip it out.

It works surprisingly well — in cases like this where it doesn’t understand hyphens, so it’s wrong about the rest of the sentence, which I think means “I don’t know anything about his family background”.

Oh, and it also doesn’t understand hand-lettered “ç”, which is unfortunate, since “ça” is such a common word…

(Google Translate on a modern Iphone sucks — it doesn’t know how to switch to the macro camera, so you can only focus if it’s far from the page. Which makes it unusable.)

Anyway — Google people, you’re doing good work, but it could be better! Don’t ignore the super important market consisting of people reading comics in languages they don’t understand! I’m sure there’s dozens and dozens of us! Worldwide!

Comics Daze

Today is a grey, rainy day, so it’s comics readin’ time. And for music today — Tuxedomoon and related, but with a smattering of Crepuscule albums.

Various: Subterranean Modern

14:06: The Cutting Floor by Charles Burns

This neat little book has sketches and pencils for work I haven’t seen.

But it looks awesome! It’s from the new book that’s being published later this year, perhaps? If so, I’m even more excited about that book than I was previously.

14:11: Amorcito 6

This is an English-language Spanish anthology, and it’s riso printed, I guess? And it’s overtly Japanese-inspired… in the artwork, and not really in the storytelling. And it’s great! I was especially taken with the above story by Hana Chatani…

… and this one by Danielle Taphanel, but it’s all pretty spiffy. You can buy it from here… or at least you used to — it seems to be down now?

Various: From Brussels With Love (1)

14:30: Rescue Party! edited by Gabe Fowler (Pantheon Books)

Ah, this is an anthology of one-page strips done during the Covider parts of Covid.

There’s a lot of wonderful art in here… some of the pieces are perhaps a bit over the top dramatic.

But there’s a lot of fun stuff here, too.

We swoop from pathos to humour a lot, and that works. I love both these pages.

All the pages are nine panel grid, which certainly leads to a sort of unified feel for the book, but it also leads to things being a bit samey over 140 pages? The grid gives all the pieces a certain density…

I’m not sure it’s an entirely successful anthology in that way, but there’s a lot of good pieces in here.

Various: From Brussels With Love (2)

15:44: Journey Into Indignation, Gripe Night & A New Canon by Paul B. Rainey

OK, I’m not the target audience here — I’ve seen the Star Wars movies, but back in the 80s, and I have zero idea what the left-hand page here is even referring to. I understand the joke on the right-hand page, but it’s a bit… unresolved? And basically the entire issue is like that, except the autobio bits at the end, which are pretty funny.

But perhaps somebody who’s really into Star Wars would find all this hilarious.

Even in the non-Star Wars books, most of the humour is extremely referential. I mean, the Ricky Gervais bit is funny without knowing who he is, the The Chase seems to parody some reality competition show? And I guess you had to be there.

Tuxedomoon: Half-Mute (1)

OK, true! That’s very true.

And now I have to run some errands — I have to buy some paint.

Various: The Fruit of the Original Sin

17:42: Vilmuemarkens paradox by Anna Laurine Kornum (Afart)

The artwork here is impressive.

Properly grotesque and dark. Sometimes the (digitally manipulated) photos used as a basis shine through a bit much, tough, like in the top left panel in the right hand page, and it’s a bit disturbing.

But it’s a really original book about insanity and reality and stuff — you won’t guess where it’s going. At least I didn’t!

Tuxedomoon: Desire

18:14: The Major by Moebius (Dark Horse)

I’m not sure this material is flattered by the format — it’s “album” sized, on very white, shiny paper. Smaller and on matte paper would have felt very different, I think?

This is a book Moebius drew over a decade in a notebook, after all, and there’s no storyline as such — instead a lot of philosophical discussions that don’t really go anywhere.

But the artwork is pretty nifty, as usual — it veers wildly between more loosely sketched pages and very tight, intricate pages.

18:37: Basic Witch by Andrea Ferkingstad

This is most amusing — it’s about a witch convention and being jealous and stuff.

The storytelling is great — it’s got a good flow.

18:43: Zodiac by Ai Weiwei/Elettra Stamboulis/Gianluca Costantini (Ten Speed Press)

I have sworn off artist biographies — it’s a huge industry in comics these days, and the books usually suck.

But the artwork looked intriguing in the store. So let’s see.

Eep. I don’t know why, but fairy tales and myths just bore me silly. Perhaps it’s because they’re all plot? I loathe people recapping plots to me; I guess I’m just not all that interested in “plot” per se.

I do like the artwork. Even if it’s super duper photo referenced, it doesn’t quite feel like a fumetti.

All these changes in perspective seem totally unmotivated, though — as if they’re just tracing random photos that looked nice. It makes the storytelling really choppy.

Eh, no, I’m not interested enough to keep reading. *ditch*

Blaine L. Reininger: Broken Fingers (vinyl)

19:10: Soda – Le pasteur sanglant by Gazzotti/Bocquet (Zoom)

This is a long-running series with a gimmicky premise: A cop lives with his mother, but his mother doesn’t want her son to be a cop, so he dresses up as a priest when he’s at home.

See? Gimmicky. But this is the fourteenth album, so it’s working… I’ve only read a smattering of them, though.

Blaine L. Reininger & Alain Goutier: Paris en Autumne

This art style doesn’t really appeal much to me… and the plot is a classic. That’s often fine if they can put a fun spin on it, but it’s done in such a basic way here — there’s really only one person who could be behind The Nefarious Happenings here. It’s like they’re not even trying.

Hm, perhaps I should make dinner now? Indeed.

Be back in a while.

Blaine L. Reininger: Night Air

20:28: Memoires d’outre-espace by Enki Bilal (E-Voke)

I think I may have a different edition of this somewhere — or something collecting some of the same short stories? But I couldn’t help myself; I had to order this anyway.

No! I haven’t read this before! The album was originally published in 1978 as part of the Collection pilote, so I guess these shorts originally ran in Pilote?

I had no idea that Bilal’s line this early looked so much like Moebius’s line — Bilal would go fully painted a while after this…

These pages look so good! The stories, on the other hand, are pretty cheesy — they all have twist endings that would have made even a Warren editor blush. So I can see why these wouldn’t exactly be the first Bilal stories to translate to Danish. Still, it’s a fun read.

Winston Tong: Theoretically Chinese

21:10: Betrayal of the Mind by Céline Wagner (Humanoids)

Beautiful artwork.

Noo! Is this another artist biography? Why does this keep happening…

… actually, hang on. This book is pretty good. It’s got some tension — it’s quite abrupt in some was, and it doesn’t over-explain anything. (I guess that’s left to the about thirty text pages at the end; I skipped those.) It really works well.

Tuxedomoon: Holy Wars

21:39: Fantomrakettene by Tore Aurstad/Andreas Iversen (Gyldendal)

This is quite by the numbers — mysterious thing lands in a lake deep in a forest, and people start getting infected. WHAT COULD IT BE

But still, it’s a fun read. Perhaps it’s the setting? It’s set in 1946 in a Norwegian forest, which gives you plenty of stuff to play with that aren’t usually present in these stories.

It sometimes reads a bit like a storyboard for a cheepie horror movie. But that somehow works well here.

21:57: The End

And now I think I’ve read enough comics for today. I’ve gotta do some painting…

Further Comics Buyer’s Guide issues added to the search engine

I thought I’d take a look at archive.org again, and sure enough, a dozen and a half issues of CBG had been added since I did the initial import.

Which isn’t a lot, but what the hey.

You can now search them at kwakk.info, too. So if you’ve ever wondered whether Pacific licensed titles for overseas publication:

You can now find the answer!

(And while I was at it, I “audited” the other magazines to see whether any issues got lost when I was doing the major imports last year, and indeed — there was a smattering of issues here and there that were missing. Now fixed.)

And as always, if you have access to a scanned archive of magazines/fanzines about comics and want to add them to the kwakk.info search engine, drop me a note. There are 26 titles indexed currently, but the more magazines that are available, the easier it is to do comics research.

August Music

Music I’ve bought in August.

Let’s see… any trends in this month’s purchases? Yes, I bought a lot of albums from concerts I attended.

Arooj Aftab: Tiny Desk (Home) Concert

Arooj Aftab was amazing in concert. And funny.

IDLES - DANCER (Official Video)

Idles were a lot of fun.

Nia Archives - Forbidden Feelingz (Official Video)

Nia Archives was totally ON during the show. And who knew that good old-fashioned jungle is back?

Hm… and I also bought a bunch of improv/free jazz CDs at various shows. So the usual.

LLMs Are Still Useless

Over on the movie blog I’m still trying to answer the question whether 80s arthouse movies suck or not.

And I knew from that dataset that Querelle had one single vote in the Sight & Sound 2022 poll, but I wondered who had voted for it.

I tried googling, and I tried binging, and both came up short. So I thought: The advertised use case for LLMs is that they’re supposed to be able to use more context to answer queries. The search engines aren’t able to find solution possibly because there’s no single web page that says both “querelle” and “sight and sound 2022 poll”?

So I tried ChatGPT:

Huh! Really? The data set was wrong? There were two people who voted for Querelle in the Critic’s poll — Michael Koresky and Mark Cousins?

OK, let’s look at Mark Cousin’s response:

Err… No Querelle.

Er… Nothing in Michael Koresky’s list either.

So ChatGPT was just doing it’s usual thing — straight up lying when it didn’t know the answer.

When these “hallucinations” come up, people often recommend using Perplexity instead:

Bla bla bla that’s a long way to say “fuck off; I have no idea”. Which is a better response for sure, but it’s not actually useful.

But restricting the google to this, however: site:https://www.bfi.org.uk/sight-and-sound/greatest-films-all-time/all-voters/ querelle

Yes!

It was Bing Wang! (And I have to say that that’s a quite bad top 10 list — two of those movies are awful, and a couple is about the worst movies that director did. But I digress!)

In conclusion: LLMs still suck. And waste our time. Sure, LLMs are just spicy autocomplete — if there’s a clear answer to anything, a simple search will give you the result (i.e., the Wikipedia page where the topic is discussed). If it’s an obscure question, the LLMs will either lie to you or tell you to fuck off.

You’d think that these plagiarism machines would be better by now… but I guess they work well enough for their primary purpose: Generating essays for college students. But as somebody wise once said: “this is only possible to argue if you are foolish enough to believe that the purpose of assigning essays to students is to increase the number of essays in the world”.