F&C1968: The Thomas Crown Affair

This film is so 70s! If I didn’t know that it was from 1968 and by Norman Jewison I would have guessed that it was from 1974 and by a very, very restrained Robert Altman. It’s like six years before its time.

The start, at least. The rest is more ordinary.

It could have been the most arty heist movie ever, but then it turns all boring after fifteen minutes or something.

The Thomas Crown Affaire. Norman Jewison. 1968.

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This post is part of the F&C series.

F&C

Earlier this year I watched one film per year since I was born until now. Then it occurred P1300587to me that I’m the same age now that my father was when I was born. That’s just too conceptual!  Could I watch one film per year from 1968 back to 1922?

Yes!

It’s possible!  Although finding films before 1928 that I wanted to watch wasn’t trivial. And there will probably be a lot of Marx Brothers films in the early 30s.

Instead of picking film’s from g_monte’s lists (even though I love his or her’s taste in films), I’m basically going to watch lots of stuff I’ve bought but haven’t watched yet.

Supplemented by some extra purchases to fill out some years.

I now finally have all the films, so let’s roll!  Whoo!  Films!  Old!  Films!

A Simpler Previews Interface

tldr: New web site: Goshenite.

I’ve been reading American comics since the 80s.  To put that into perspective for you youngsters: That was before Snapchat even existed.

Think about that for a moment.

goshAnyway, back in those days, Mile High Comics sent out a condensed list of everything all the comics distributors would be selling in three month’s time (including snarky comments), and I scanned through the list (on paper!) and ordered (or subscribed to) the stuff I wanted.

This was very efficient.  Scanning lists on paper is something human beans do well.

Then the Internet happened, and everything went s-l-o-w.

These days, there’s only a single distributor — Diamond Comics.  They do sell catalogues of everything they sell, but they’re big and annoying and not very scannable.  The other options are a few comics shops that list the Diamond data (including Mile High), but they’re all so… old fashioned.  Small, paginated lists and a whole lot of clicking.

In my opinion.  Mileages vary more than the NOx output from a Volkswagen.

So I’ve just been web-scraping tgosh2hose sites the past few decades to make the data scannable again.

But yesterday I had an idea: What if I were to put that data up on a more modern site that allows for better zombie-like scanning?

Design objectives:

  1. Zero wait browsing.  When I want to see the next listing, I don’t want to wait.  So: Everything preloaded.
  2. Avoid having to move the eyes around.  This means that each category of data (title, creators, the cover) stay in exactly the same spot.
  3. Keyboard-based navigation between the comics and the publishers.
  4. An ability to filter out variant covers.
  5. No storage of data on the server.  Everything happens in the browser, and the users’ subscription lists are not sent anywhere.  The secret of your subscription to Magic Whistle is still safe!

I implemented this today, and you can see the results on Goshenite.  The data is scraped from the Diamond web site — I hope they don’t mind.  I mean, they’re distributors, so more channels to hawk their wares, the better?

The source code for the scraper is here, and the source code for the web site is here.

(Goshenite is a crystal that kinda looks like diamond.  Clever, huh?)

The idea is that you can sit yourself down before your screen, tap happily on “arrow down” and the other keys, and when you see something you might want to buy, you hit “b”.  After you’ve done, you hit the “Export” button and you get a list you can give to most any normal comics store in the US, and they’ll order the stuff for you.

Or just send the list to Mile High, which is what I’ll be doing.

The Tilda Swinton Checklist

After a pretty random decision to see all films Tilda Swinton had appeared in, and a basic run-through and then a mopping-up weekend, I’ve basically seen all the Swinton films that are kinda available.  (In some form or other.)

This post is a place-holder article I’ll just be editing to keep track of what films I still have to seek out.  Because it makes more sense to do that on a blog than in a text file.

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You know.

The films with “-” in the first column are the ones I’ve yet to watch.

* 1986: Caravaggio
* 1986: Zastrozzi: A Romance
* 1986: Egomania
* 1986: Caprice
* 1987: Aria
* 1987: Friendship’s Death
* 1988: The Last of England
* 1988: L’ispirazione
* 1988: Degrees of Blindness
1988: Das andere Ende der Welt
* 1989: Play Me Something
* 1989: War Requiem
* 1989: Cycling the Frame
* 1990: The Garden
* 1990: Your Cheatin’ Heart
* 1990: Fruits of Fear
* 1991: Edward II
1991: The Party: Nature Morte
1992: Man to Man: Another Night of Rubbish on the Telly
* 1992: Orlando
* 1992: Shakespeare: The Animated Tales
* 1993: Wittgenstein
* 1993: Blue
* 1993: Das offene Universum
1994: Remembrance of Things Fast: True Stories Visual Lies
* 1994: Visions of Heaven and Hell
* 1994: Glitterbug
* 1996: Female Perversions
* 1997: Conceiving Ada
* 1998: Love is the Devil
* 1999: The War Zone
* 1999: The Protagonists
* 2000: The Beach
2000: The Dilapidated Dwelling
* 2000: Possible Worlds
* 2001: The Deep End
* 2001: Vanilla Sky
* 2002: Teknolust
* 2002: Adaptation.
2002: Tilda Swinton: The Love Factory
* 2003: Young Adam
* 2003: The Box
* 2003: The Statement
* 2004: Derek Jarman: Life as Art
* 2005: Thumbsucker
* 2005: Constantine
* 2005: Constantine (Video Game)
* 2005: Broken Flowers
* 2005: The Absent Presence
* 2005: The Somme
* 2005: Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe
* 2006: Stephanie Daley
* 2006: Galápagos
* 2006: Deep Water
* 2007: Sleepwalkers
* 2007: Faceless
* 2007: Strange Culture
* 2007: The Man From London
* 2007: Michael Clayton
2007: Schau mir in die Augen, Kleiner
* 2007: Hitler’s Favourite Royal
* 2007: Derek
* 2008: Julia
* 2008: The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
* 2008: Burn After Reading
* 2008: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
2008: Requiem for Jarman
* 2009: The Limits of Control
* 2009: The Invisible Frame
* 2009: Io sono l’amore
* 2010: The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Trader
* 2010: Climate of Change
* 2010: Spur der Bären
* 2011: Genevieve Goes Boating
* 2011: We Need To Talk About Kevin
* 2011: Women War & Peace
* 2011: Cinema is Everywhere
* 2011: Making it In Hollywood
– 2013: Amore carne
* 2012: Moonrise Kingdom
* 2012: Getting On
* 2012: Radioman
* 2013: The Stars Are Out Tonight
* 2013: Only Lovers Left Alive
* 2013: When Björk Met Attenborough
* 2013: Snowpiercer
* 2013: Death for a Unicorn
* 2013: The Zero Theorem
* 2014: The Grand Budapest Hotel
2014: Antarctica 3D: On the Edge
* 2014: Travelling at Night with Jim Jarmusch
* 2014: The Gospel According to St. Derek
* 2014: Trainwreck
* 2015: Dreams Rewired
* 2015: A Bigger Splash
* 2015: B-Movie: Lust & Sound in West-Berlin 1979-1989
* 2016: Hail, Caesar!
* 2016: Letters from Baghdad
– 2016: Phantom of the Universe: The Hunt for Dark Matter
* 2016: Doctor Strange
* 2016: The Seasons in Quincy: Four Portraits of John Berger
* 2017: async – first light
* 2017: Okja
* 2017: Letters From Generation RX
* 2017: War Machine
* 2017: Last and First Men
– 2017: Tania Libre
– 2018: Women Make Film: A New Road Movie Through Cinema
* 2018: Isle of Dogs
* 2018: Suspiria
* 2019: The Souvenir
* 2019: Avengers: Endgame
* 2019: What We Do In The Shadows: The Trial
* 2019: The Dead Don’t Die
* 2019: The Personal History of David Copperfield
* 2019: Uncut Gems
* 2020: Story and the Writer
* 2020: The Human Voice
* 2021: Memoria
* 2021: The French Dispatch
* 2021: The Souvenir: Part II
– 2021: The Dong with the Luminous Nose
* 2021: What If… Doctor Strange Lost His Heart Instead of His Hands?
– 2022: Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio
* 2022: The Eternal Daughter
* 2022: Three Thousand Years of Longing

Filtering Out Pingbacks From A WordPress.com-Hosted “Recent Comments” Box

If you self-host your WordPress blog, you can do whatever you want.  If your blog is hosted at WordPress.com, you’re very limited in what you can customize.

For instance, for years I have wanted to get rid of pingbacks from myself in the “Recent Comments” box on the pages.  When I link to older messages, the box ends up looking like this:

commentsI look like a monomaniacal self-commenter.  Like, eek.  So yesterday I spent most of the day googling around trying to find out how to stop this insanity.  And it turns out that this is something that users have requested from Automattic since (at least) 2009, but they just haven’t implemented it.

Even though it’s totally trivial.  On a self-hosted WordPress blog, it’s a one line change.

So my choice here is to either start self-hosting (and I don’t want to — I host enough stuff already), or to figure out a way to work around this weirdness.

WordPress.com offers a few handfuls of widgets.  One of them seemed promising — the “Text Widget”.  But although you can put HTML in there, there’s no way to update it automatically, or use an <iframe> to embed HTML dynamically.

Then I saw that there’s an RSS widget!  What if I were to download the comments feed from WordPress, filter out all pingbacks, and then create a new RSS feed based on that?

Presto!

rssNo more pingbacks!  However, the RSS feed only has the last ten comments, and virtually all of them were pingbacks (except for the two test comments I added while developing), so I’m still the only one there in that box.  But that should hopefully fix itself after a while.  🙂

(The script caches comments, so it should build up to a more meaningful feed after a while…)

The code is on Github, so feel free to use it if you’re also annoyed by the “Recent Comments” box. Two non-optimal things about using this way to list the comments: 1) No images are allowed in the RSS Widget on WordPress.com, so it looks kinda boring, and 2) WordPress.com caches the RSS for a while (an hour?), so it’s not updated immediately.

But it’s good enough for me, and I won’t have to start self-hosting (and stop paying Automattic money).

(My very first Python script!  Python seems rather inconsistent.  Hysterical raisins, I guess.)