Random Comics

Here’s some comics I’ve read over the last week or so.

If there was one book that New York Review Comics was destined to print, it’s The Complete C Comics. It was originally published in the 60s, and is a collaboration between Joe Brainard and all the poets he used to hand around with.

And it’s really good — it’s an exciting book.

The only thing I’m wondering about is why this hasn’t happened sooner. Like, in the 80s, comics people were so desperate for validation on behalf of the comics art form — why didn’t, say, Fantagraphics do this book to have something to point to when going “see! comics are art!” *stomps foot*

Perhaps poetry just wasn’t on the radar — His Name Is Savage! was perhaps more readily available when trying to establish a respectable lineage, or something.

Speaking of respectable…

Hey! What do they call those, er, “detached spines”? I think I remember seeing a term for it… Anyway, always a plus.

However, this book is apparently a collection of the most Insta of all Insta comics.

The artwork is very nice, but it’s so trite that it veers towards the unreadable. I had to give up after reading one third.

I’ve been reading a handful of her books the past few months.

Most of them are mixed media — paper dolls, clay statues and drawings. This is all drawings.

It’s an interesting book — it’s very intense and relies on its own internal language and logic.

Here’s a book I wish was better…

The first half of the book is written by a Vietnam vet, and I like the way much of the artwork tells the story. But it’s just an extremely well-trodden terrain — it’s, phrase by phrase, stuff you’re bound to have read before.

The artwork is strange in that the aspect ratio sometimes seems off, like in the top right panel there. It’s as if she’s taken a 4:3 video still, displayed it as 16:9, and then drawn using that as a reference. It happens again and again. Is that meant to be meaningful in some way or other?

Then there’s two pieces to round out the book, by Eve Gilbert only, and they’re about weather control systems and other conspiracy adjacent things.

I think it’s likely that this book would appeal to many people, and I do like parts of it, but it’s just not my cup of Twinings.

This one, though, is — I don’t think I’m familiar with Chris Harnan? But this thick book from Breakdown Press is intriguing.

It’s done in a myriad of styles, some of which rather remind me of Yuichi Yokoyama, in a way.

I think it’s a collection of shorter, somewhat narrative pieces…

… but they’re pretty abstract. But very enjoyable.

Volume ten!? Does Monstress still win the er Hugo Awards every year, or has that stopped happening?

As usual with Monstress, the book is 95% people talking to each other about plot elements, and we slowly, slowly learn more and more. But there’s no “as you know Bob”, so it’s all pleasantly confusing, since I don’t really remember all that much of who any of these people are.

It’s particularly mystifying when the speakers are only identified by one of seven shades of mauve in the speech balloons.

The book works better when Sana Takeda is allowed to draw these pretty animal people instead.

I read another book by Miguel Vila the other year, I think? I didn’t like it much.

This one is even harder on the “Chris Ware, but in pastels” vibe.

I think the storytelling style works quite well, really? The book consists of pretty short stories that all interconnect, so we’re invited to play detective, teasing out that guy X from story A is the same as in story C, and that woman Y from story F threw that plate at guy Z from story Q.

So that’s entertaining enough — if you’re willing to invest that much thought power into something that is, when all is said and done, not really very interesting.

Like… You put together a 9000 piece puzzle, and you end up with a picture of Garfield? Yeah.

The other problem with this book is that the artwork is just repulsive. I hate the colour scheme, and I hate the line.

I wonder whether this book landed on anybody’s “best of” list for 2025? Let’s see… Here’s TCJ. Nope.

Today In Scrapies News: Attack of Triplicate Scraper Man

Woke up this morning
Looked at the blog stats
It was twice what is normal
What’s up with that

It’s a new scraper of some kind — it helpfully uses the User-Agent Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_15_7) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/139.0.0.0 Safari/537.36, which is… apparently… a real browser? Google gives me conflicting results.

The fascinating thing about this scraper is that it seems to be firing through a VPN service — it fetches each page three times (within a few seconds), but through different IP addresses, often from different ISPs.

It needs to have all pages in triplicate? Very bureaucratic.

I had a look at the Jetpack stats for today, and they are apparently able to filter out this junk? Or perhaps the scraper people have blocklisted those JS resources, but not the JS resources I use for my stats. Or perhaps Jetpack does deeper inspection and compares TLS version with User-Agent versions and sees whether the combination looks likely, or has a list of VPN IPs, or…

I guess I could just blocklist this User-Agent so that I have more real stats again, but on the other hand, it’s a Sisyphean task: I already filter visits from known data centres, and from China etc, and bots that announce that they’re bots. I guess the Jetpack people have people that work actively on the issue to make the stats more reasonable — it’s getting to be impossible to do stats yourself. Just like it’s impossible to allow comments without having Akismet do spam filtering:

But let’s see… *math* *math* *math*… Yes, filtering away all of these new things, it seems like the actual traffic from humans is 18%. And that’s not counting non-JS (i.e., simple old-fashioned scrapers) at all. I wonder whether I can dredge up approximate stats for that, too… Let’s see…

Grepping the Apache access log, counting only hits to what looks like actual blog pages, the bot readership is 98.5%. (It’s nice that WordPress comes with functional caching, I guess.) And only 8% of scrapers use a headless browser (i.e., one that runs Javascript) to do the scraping.

Here’s a plot of visits using the User-Agent in question — first sighting is in August 2025, and then the scraper has been set into action now and then. But there might be legitimate users in-between?

So I dunno. Just give up? It’s not that the stats are actually useful for anything, but I find them amusing to look at anyway.

I guess we can never have nice things.

Based on this exciting list of ingredients, what do you think the product is?

Mmmm… waxy corn starch…

But, yes, exactly: It’s a Melona Banana Flavoured Ice Bar:

I’m impressed both by how they managed to use, at the same time, all emulsifiers that exist, and also somehow are using actual banana, but calls the product “banana flavoured”.

I tried one now, and it was tasty — I’m shocked. But now my stomach is making ominous sounds.

Comics Daze

It’s been way too long since I read some new comics! (I mean, I’ve been reading old comics for the Comico blog, but that’s not the same…)

This Mortal Coil: It’ll End In Tears

13:22: 2x by Chris Reynolds (Dark & Golden Books)

I got this from here — it’s a new company (?) that’s reprinting some old books by Chris Reynolds and Carol Swain. I’m wondering whether it’s stuff I’ve read before, though.

Right. But isn’t it called “Adventures From Mauretania”?

Oh, I’ve read this one… I’m not sure these introductions are really necessary? But I mean, it’s OK.

Hm, I can’t remember this one… it’s fantastic! I should read that collection again — I think it was originally a print-on-demand book from Lulu? Yup.

Coil: Scatology

13:38: 2x/Another Way Out by Carol Swain (Dark & Golden Books)

These are from the same place as the Reynolds book. And did you know that you can buy Carol Swain originals now?

Hey! I’ve got that scanner, too. It’s good, but very slow. Unfortunately, Epson stopped making scanners of that size — “A3+” — nowadays their biggest one is strictly A3, which means that it’s not big enough to scan an LP cover. Why can’t we have nice things?

Oh, I’ve read these before, then.

Swain does her own introductions…

The stories are as fantastic as I remember.

And then there’s the other book, which has new stuff! Yay!

It’s super. Love it!

13:57: Ding Dong Circus by Sasaki Maki (Breakdown Press)

This is another instalment in Ryan Holmberg’s apparent project of getting all of Garo reprinted, I guess.

Hey! Pretty nice… looks extremely influenced by French pop art.

A couple of the pieces seem to be somewhat narrative…

… but most of them are apparently just random images. The artwork’s nice, but piece after piece of this stuff is rather tedious. It probably worked brilliantly in the original context in Garo, though, which is a problem this book shares with many of these collections. I’d rather see Garo translated in its entirety, really.

There’s one piece that’s done differently — it’s a comment on the absurdity of the discussions about the Vietnam war.

14:16: Santos Sisters #10 by Greg & Fake (Floating World Comics)

Fantagraphics published a Santos Sisters collection last year, which meant that it finally “broke containment” and ended up on a lot of people’s Best Of lists. Which led to a lot of comments like “well, it’s really fun, but I’m not sure I get it? is it an Archie parody or not? IS IT!!! TELL MEEEE!!! ARE THEY SERIOUS!1! *tilt*” which was fun to read.

This issue is a bit of a departure…

We get a Martin Shkreli parody, for instance. It’s fun.

14:27: Bunworld 2 and Pit Bull Eyes by Maggie Umber

I got this from here.

I love the look of the Bunworld books. It’s unique.

And it’s fun.

Is this screenprinted?

It’s lovely, anyway. Two very handsome books.

Cabaret Voltaire: Micro-Phonies

14:34: Crickets #9, Hayseed #1 & Unwelcome by Sammy Harkham

I got these from here, I think.

Unwelcome is a collection of illustrations…

Hayseed consists of sketchbook drawings, I guess.

Heh heh. Nice.

Harkham finished his big serial in the previous issue of Crickets, so what’s he up to now? The short pieces in this issue are very funny.

And then he starts a new serial, which seems like it might go on for many issues. It’s a solid issue.

15:02: The Adventures of Sgoobidoo by Catohn (Pow Pow Press)

This is very funny.

It’s a riff on Scooby-do, but instead of a scooby gang, it’s a delusional, lonely guy with a dog. It’s both funny and affecting.

15:22: Etiquette For Assclowns by Elliot Fu (Desert Island)

Well, I like peeving as much as the next guy…

… but presented like this, with one peeve after another…

… the effect is the opposite of what’s presumably intended: You start hating the really uptight guy doing all the peeving.

Colourbox: Say You

15:36: Dry Cleaned by Joris Mertens (Jonathan Cape)

I got this because it was on The Guardian’s list of the best comics of 2025…

I like bits of it, but things like the shifting perspectives don’t really add much to the proceedings.

In the end, it’s one of those oh-so-ironic stories, and they gild the lily by making the ending triply ironic — when the final twist showed up, I started laughing. It’s so over the top.

But I mean, it’s not a bad book. Just a bit pointless, really.

The Cure: The Top

15:53: Calamity Before Jane by Noah Van Sciver (Toon Books)

I wonder whether this is meant to be used in class?

It’s very didactic, but the approach is pretty odd — do we learn anything about Calamity Jane’s life or not? I wasn’t interested enough to actually read the postscript.

16:07: Nutt by Dan Heyer

Since this is a family oriented blog, this was the only spread from this book I could snap — it’s a very rude book.

Pretty funny.

16:13: Poppy & Sam by Cathon (Owlkids)

Oh yeah, I bought all the books by Cathon I could find, because I liked her latest book so much…

It’s cute.

Poor Basil.

Kissing the Pink: What Noise?

16:17: Mirror Mirror 4 (2d cloud)

This anthology is full of fucked up stuff. It’s the most full-of-fucked-up-stuff anthology I’ve read ever.

And it’s apparently being published my regularly now? Three times a year? Yay.

There’s also reviews in here, but I didn’t actually read them. Sorry!

And some Japanese comics.

It’s an interesting book (the editorial texts, too), and I’m there for any further issues.

16:34: Roy Kuhlman: Reluctant Modernist by Steven Brower (Fantagraphics)

This has a long introduction (which, again, I didn’t read)…

And then the rest of the book consists of reproductions of covers designed by this guy.

I’m not sure the format here is ideal — printing these covers this large, on the shiniest paper in existence, doesn’t really seem like the intended format. I mean, I really like these designs — but flipping through this book is underwhelming.

Some of the covers have terse commentary, but mostly not very interesting.

A very odd book, even for a design retrospective.

King Crimson: Three of a Perfect Pair

16:43: Where There’s Smoke, There’s Dinner by Jennifer Hayden (Top Shelf)

This is a really enjoyable read — it’s got a distracted vibe going on. It’s about making food.

There’s recipes, too.

It’s really focused on the subject matter, but it’s got an amiable mood going on, which pairs well with the art style and the colours.

17:39: The End

And reading that has made me famished, so now I have to make dinner myself.