Spam, Spam, WordPress and Spam

I was puttering around looking at WordPress spam, so I wondered just how much I get. So I altered the WordPress Statistics for Emacs package to grab spam comments, too, so that I see what I have, and…

It’s about 160 spam comments per day across the blogs. These are all caught by Akismet Anti-Spam, so they don’t really bother me, but I was just curious.

(No, really!)

From what I can see, the spam seems to be coming in waves — a few dozen Russian-language spams, and then a few dozen from Hairstyles VIP, and then several dozens that seems to be crypto scammers, and so on.

People are presumably paying for these bot spam campaigns, but since they’re all caught by Akismet, it doesn’t look like they’re getting their money’s worth? Possibly?

Anyway, the moral here is: It’s impossible to run a WordPress site (with comments enabled) without using Akismet.

Comment Spam Is Annoying Part XIV

I was looking at the WordPress statistics just now, and I saw that an old, obscure post had suddenly gotten popular.

Looking at the details, all the hits are from different IP addresses, and all the visitors come via Google! Over a 15 minute period!

So that’s obviously not real — it’s a botnet of some kind. The botnet is using a wide variety of User-Agent strings, all mapping to real browsers and not automated systems. And these are all using a (headless) browser, because the stats are triggered from Javascript, so just loading the pages doesn’t lead to a “view”.

And sure enough, looking at the “spam” tab in the comments overview, there’s a whole bunch of spam comments in this period. But oddly enough, there’s about 500 spam comments (on this article alone) over a two day period, and the other 464 comments did not trigger the stats counter. So… one gang of spammers are using a full (headless) browser, while the other spammers are being more efficient? I dunno.

(And also, all the IP addresses are different — but presumably they’re using a proxy that VPNs to random client IP address, so that doesn’t tell us anything.)

Anyway. Just another annoyance, and I guess there’s not much I can do to filter out traffic like this. (Looking at the Jetpack Stats, they also fail to identify this as bot traffic.) I just thought this was extremely mildly interesting? But whatchagonnado.

OK, back to reading books.

Book Club 2025: A Conventional Boy by Charles Stross

This book collects one novella and two short stories, so, er, “A Laundry Files Novel”? Well, OK, perhaps Stross considers this to be a very short novel, and not a novella… Or perhaps the publishers think “novel” sells better than “novella”, and they should know.

As usual with Stross, his style is burbling — it’s hard not to envision a guy jumping up and down in front of his laptop while typing away, laughing maniacally at the sentences he manages to conjure up. It’s very charming, but sometimes you’ve read half a paragraph and you have absolutely no idea what he’s talking about, because he took a metaphorical route and followed it a bit too far, while dropping in three non sequitur jokes and nine Britishisms never committed to paper before.

It’s fun, but it’s exhausting.

He also has a tendency to explain everything about his universe in every piece, and since there’s three stories in here, we get some repetition. I mean, it’s fine — it’s all very amusing and quite exciting — but it’s a thing.

These stories are set before the current New Management books, and that’s kinda nice. I saw somebody describe the New Management books as not being totally “sound”, and I kinda get what they mean: Stross’ universe has diverged so much from ours by now (thirteen books in) that the most recent books are sometimes a bit “eh?” These stories don’t have that problem.

A Conventional Boy (2025) by Charles Stross (buy new, buy used, 4.28 on Goodreads)

Book Club 2025: Cetaganda by Lois McMaster Bujold

I’ve got a cold. Boo! But whenever I have a cold, I get to re-read old science fiction novels. Yay!

I mean, I could do that even if I didn’t have a cold, but somehow I prefer reading new books when I’m well and books I’ve read before when I’m poorly.

And this is just what the doctor ordered. It’s a zippy mystery adventure with heist elements, and it’s fun from start ’till end.

Unfortunately, it seems like my cold is abating already? It’s a weird one… so I guess I only get one Bujold book this time around. I guess I’ll find out.

Cetaganda (1996) by Lois McMaster Bujold (buy new, buy used, 4.17 on Goodreads)

Book Club 2025: The Sandcastle by Iris Murdoch

Looks like I bought this book at a sale back in 2004 and then didn’t read it. I guess that happens more often with books on sale than other books.

This is a slightly over-the-top satire of the “middle aged academic meets pixie dream girl” genre: The main character, Mor, is the head of a house of a second rate college, and he meets an early 20s painter, named Rain, who he falls in love with (and she falls in love with him, of course). In these sort of things written by men, the older guy is always suave, smart and irresistibly sexy, somehow, but in ways that aren’t always readily discernible to the plebs. Murdoch pokes fun at the conventions by making him basically a man without any qualities whatsoever, and instead makes the young woman 1) incredibly talented, 2) fabulously gorgeous, 3) mind-bogglingly rich and 4) actually rather smart.

She still falls madly in love with him, so it’s all very amusing.

It devolves into farce at times, which is even funnier: Whenever they have a fumbling tryst somewhere, even if it’s in the middle of the woods or a seemingly deserted basement, the wrong person will always randomly walk in on the scene, and embarrassment (or a laugh track) ensues.

It’s very funny.

Or is it!?! I just read the book’s back cover now (I never read it beforehand), and they say it’s a deep psychological portrait, and don’t mention anything about it being funny at all!

And people don’t think to think it’s a satire either!

Murdoch does a very good job of illuminating the everyday hopes and despairs of ordinary people in a subtle and understated way.

I mean, look:

So many fine things to treasure, so many memorable scenes and motifs, it’s hard to summarise and I won’t. This is a novel that has clear roots in the late 19th century tradition of realist, emotionally engaged, socially aware novels and yet is in itself fresh and gripping. Not somber but rigorous and therefore as exhausting as it is exhaustive and satisfying.

Phew:

Murdoch’s third novel, The Sandcastle, was a not entirely successful attempt to write more realistically about “ordinary” people and problems—it had elements of women’s magazine romanticism, and touches of the fey.

At least A. S. Byatt is almost on my side.

Anyway, the Norwegian translation I have here is fine — it’s from 1961, and is clear and readable. But as is my wont, I got fed up after a while and bought the original on Kobo:

It doesn’t make much sense for me to buy English-language books translated to Norwegian on sale, because I almost invariably end up buying the original version, too. So that’s the opposite of savings!

Anyway, despite me misunderstanding the entire point of the book, or even what genre it was, I thought it was really good! The scene where the son almost dies from falling off the tower was gripping. Yes, very melodramatic, but that’s fun.

The absolute best parts of the novel were when we were allowed into Felicity, the 14 year old daughter’s head. The depiction of the fantasy life, filled with playful ideas about magic and portents and stuff, was brilliant.

The style the book is written in is somewhat odd — all the characters analyse themselves a lot, so we get pages and pages about what they think. And they’re all risibly wrong about themselves (or at least that’s how I interpret it; I’m probably wrong there, too), so it gives it all a real frisson.

It’s pretty ace? Yeah, sure.

The Sandcastle (1970) by Iris Murdoch (buy used, 3.83 on Goodreads)