Random Comics

Here’s some comics I’ve read over the past few weeks. Mais d’abord, quelques mots que vous devez connaître.

Er, I mean…

This is the fourth Agence Hardy album by Pierre Christin and Annie Goetzinger…

… and it’s the chattiest one yet. Really, this French is above my level, so it took a couple hours to get through. The real problem is that it’s so chatty that there’s little room for Goetzinger’s art.

But there’s some. Pretty nice, eh?

I didn’t read any super-hero books in the 90s, so the events here were pretty puzzling to me.

Nice hairdo, Supes!

The entire book is pretty incomprehensible. This collects a big cross-over series that is Changing Everything Forever, and it consists of the cross-over issues from two dozen series, so we go over the same material over and over again, and… it was just to tiresome, so I had to ditch it after reading a handful of issues.

I’ve read a handful of Grixly issues, and Longboxes collects material from that series. But only the stuff that’s about dealing comics.

This is a pretty dense book. We get anecdote after anecdote about buying comics from dollar boxes in comic shops all over the US, and then flipping them on ebay. It’s interesting! And many of the anecdotes are amusing. But it’s an exhausting read. I don’t know how many pages there are, but there’s a lot, and it’s relentless.

It also starts to seem a bit disingenuous, because McDonough feels the need to justify what he’s doing several times, but without presenting a reason for why some shop owners don’t want flippers in their stores. Instead he just reiterates again and again that he’s just buying, and people should be glad somebody’s buying.

The argument against flippers is simple: Shops rely on their regular customers. Shops retain their regular customers by having a good selection of books, and having “good” books sprinkled into the $1 boxes is a way to provide a fun shopping environment for those customers. When somebody like McDonough stops by and goes through all their boxes, leaving nothing but the dregs behind, then that fucks this up.

But my grouchiness aside, it’s a fun book.

The meagre super-hero haul this month…

The best of them was the Superman book — it’s dynamic and manages to be interesting even if it’s mostly fighting.

OK, this isn’t super-hero, but the North/Charm Star Trek book is quite amusing. And I love how North explains how the captains’ logs happen (at the bottom of the page there).

I really thought the new Uncanny X-Men would be more fun than this. But the already have to fall back on various X-Men teams fighting each other, and that’s just sad. I think I’m going to ditch it.

I’m still reading this Swedish thing before bed.

It’s mostly Modesty Blaise reprints, but also other newspaper strips.

This is supposed to be Al Williamson? I think he must have had somebody ghosting for him (this is 1968).

The book also includes this execrable French series called “Noir Burlesque”.

I suddenly got a whole bunch of issues of Spirou in the mail. It seems like the mail between France and Norway isn’t as reliable as you’d imagine… Perhaps these are sent using a special, extremely low cost, low effort shipping method?

Unfortunately, Spirou is in a pretty bad place right now — there are no really excellent serials going on. Les cavaliers de l’apocadispe show up for a handful of pages in one issue, and that helps, of course — they’re hilarious.

None of the single page joke strips are what you might call “good”, but Game Over is the pire de pire — every week we get a “gag” that revolves around the main character dying (like in a game), but… the gags are never funny! It’s always just some random unfunny thing, like the two examples above. And I was shocked to see that this has been running in Spirou for 900 weeks now. 900 weeks! That’s 17 years!? Fuck! No wonder they’ve run out of jokes.

Among the worst of the serials is Tanis.

I hope this is a temporary dip — last autumn, I’d say two thirds of each issue was pretty spiffy, but now there’s very little.

This is from the mid 60s.

I know that Mike Sekowski has fans, and I see the charm.

But man, these stories (by Gardner Fox) are just random collections of random things until the pages run out.

So I had to skip towards the end of the book, and Dick Dillin takes over the art…

… and then Denny O’Neill takes over the writing, and things start to get readable. It’s still very silly, but the stories have something resembling a plot.

I love the idea that the Justice League sits around opening letters each month to see who they’re going out to help this time.

But only if there’s nothing else to do!

I think perhaps I’m not going to buy any more of these pre-70s DC reprint books, but I’d be up for some early 70s stuff, I think.

Anyway, that’s it.

New Type of Spam/Scam via Eventbrite?

I got the mail above from Eventbrite today, and as far as I can tell, it’s really been sent from Eventbrite, and the links are valid.

So it’s for some show in Belgium somewhere, with a person called Tracy Wells? So I googled, and:

Tracy Wells seems to be some kind of fortune teller scammer? I mean, “spiritual medium”.

Very weird, especially since I’m not in Belgium… but on the other hand, it got me to google her name, so I guess the spam was successful?

OOPS! FOILED AGAIN

[Update next day:]

Next day I got messages from Eventbrite “about” the event — but linking to an AutoPass scam site (AutoPass is a car pass system used here).

So: They first create a fake event on Eventbrite, and then give free tickets to the people they want to spam. And then they start spamming them via Eventbrite, because:

Eventbrite is whitelisted as a known good sender — so these subsequent scam messages aren’t tagged as spam.

It’s kinda clever, eh?

Thanks, Cloudflare

I’m using a link checker plugin on this blog, but I’ve noticed lately that about half of the external links are marked as broken. (The plugin marks those links with a line through the text like shown above.) But when I click on the links, they work perfectly.

So I just had a peek at the plugin’s dashboard:

And virtually all of the “broken” links are “403 Forbidden”, so my immediate thought was: “OK, all these sites probably use Cloudflare, and Cloudflare has (by default) paranoid anti “bot” settings.”

Right again! Indeed, the vast majority of these 403s are from Cloudflare.

And it’s because the link checker bot fails the “are you human?” captcha.

Some of the 403s are from Cloudfront, and some are from Akamai (the two other big reverse proxy services), though.

But… I guess that this means that the days where you could automatically check whether links still work are over? So I should just disable the plugin?

*sigh* I guess so.

Comics Daze

Oops, I’m still getting up at the wrong time of day after having a cold. But why not read some comics, then?

Hey! It’s snowing again!

And I’ve gotten a bunch of comics in the mail that I’m excited to read, so let’s get started.

Shearwater: Animal Joy

03:06: Good Night and Sweet Dreams! by Teddy Goldberg (Kuš)

Ah, yeah, I bought a bunch of small books from Kuš — not their mini series, and not the main anthology series, but thicker single creator books.

Heh heh.

This is great. It’s a collection of dream stories — and unusually enough for these kinds of things, the stories seem genuinely dream-like. Many of these scenes make me go “yes! that’s what a dream is like!”

David Allred: The Beautiful World

03:17: I Love Comics, Who Loves Me? by Yan Cong (Kuš)

The eternal question.

Hey! That’s a recurring dream of mine, too — finding my way to a comic book store and then browsing, usually finding fantastic comics, but sometimes not.

This book collects several shorter pieces — most of them are dream stories, but some (like the above) are not. Love the artwork here.

Speech balloon placement is pretty odd throughout — sometimes you’re supposed to read the speech balloons from left to right, and sometimes the opposite direction. I’m wondering whether some of these stories have been flopped or something?

03:32: So Buttons #14 by Jonathan Baylis and others

I got this from here.

Cool — it comes with a nice origami bird.

This is a collection of short autobio stories.

Some are amusing anecdotes, and some are heartbreaking. It’s a really strong issue — I like it.

Jessica Pratt: Here In the Pitch

03:51: Chest Face by Dean Haspiel

This is another kickstartererd book.

Haspiel’s artwork is sharp as usual.

This is billed as a “satire”, and I guess so, but, uhm, it’s like… it’s not very funny? The comic seems to search for a reason to exist.

04:05: Zine Panique: épé et sorcellerie

It has these people.

So the theme this issue is sword & sorcery…

… but I guess not strictly.

Most of the pieces are in English (or are silent), but there’s one in French (about a very tired magician).

I dunno… most of these are parodies, I guess, but… not that funny? It’s like most of these artists don’t really have much feeling, one way or another, for the subject matter, so the pieces don’t feel very, er, necessary.

Tristwch Y Fenywod: Tristwch Y Fenywod

04:26: Crease #1 by Austin English (Domino Books)

An all star lineup adapts various texts — I guess the theme is “transgression” or something?

Hankiewicz on Genet is great.

I feel like I’ve seen the Ian Sundahl/Anonymous strips before? Or… some other excerpts from My Secret Life? They seem familiar somehow…

It’s a good issue, and I think E.A. Bethea’s piece is perhaps the most compelling.

Kreidler: Hands

04:59: Search & Destroy by Atsushi Kaneko (Fantagraphics)

This seemed kind of interesting at the start — mostly because of the over-the-top frantic storytelling — but the story is basically “collect all the jewels”, only here it’s a person collecting 48 body parts that have been stolen from her. This is apparently an adaptation? based on? an old Tezuka serial? So that makes sense.

It’s even got a child sidekick.

The pages sometimes veer towards a kind of Yuichi Yokoyama-ness, but er not as good. But then again, is anything?

I found this book kinda tedious, and perhaps I should take a nap now.

The Sound: Jeopardy

07:01: Young Hag and the Witches’ Quest by Isabel Greenberg (Abrams)

This was on the TCJ Best Of list, so I bought it.

This isn’t exactly my favourite art style…

And with the Obligatory Limited & Desaturated Colour Palette it doesn’t exactly sing.

The Wolfgang Press: A 2nd Shape

I’m mostly just annoyed with the binding — it’s so tight that whenever there’s frequently speech balloons hidden in the gutter and you have to beeeend and struggle with the book to actually read it. And this is an Abrams book! If they printed hardback novels with this kind of shoddy book design work there’d be riots!

But I mean… I guess it’s OK? Would I have liked it more if I were 12? If I’d never read any Camelot stories before? (Oh, I forgot to mention that this retells the entire Morgana le Fay/Merlin/etc story.) Eh. Probably not, but I would have finished it, at least. I ditched this half way through, because I’m just not all that interested.

Tarwater: Nuts of Ay

07:58: Tif et Tondu: L’assassin des trois villes sœurs by Lapière & Sikorski (Zoom)

This is surprisingly good.

It’s like a real mystery/action/thriller kind of thing, with a twisty ending and all.

The Weather Station: Humanhood

08:36: Les trembles by Thomas Merceron (Quintal éditions)

This is a very handsome book… I bought it from here.

Is that a sketch? Nice!

Ooh, I like this…

It’s very Yuichi Yokoyama — but this time around, not as copied gestures, but integral to the book.

It’s fantastic!

The (wordless) story is very simple, really — a man goes on a trip to the countryside, and then goes back home and cooks dinner. And it’s riveting!

It goes from very macro (the galaxy) to very micro (atoms), and it’s kind of oddly moving? Ace!

08:51: This Year Is Next Year’s Last Year by C. Sperandio (Kuš)

This is one of those books where they’ve put new text in an old comic (and edited it some). It’s well done.

And very topical. I mean, the fourth panel on the right hand page could be about Musk, right? But it’s really about January 6th.

And there’s also joke novelty ads and stuff.

It’s fun, but it not funny enough.

Eat-Girls: Area Silenzio

09:06: Cicada Comics by Cris Siqueira

Heh heh. “Her role as a mysterious stripper”.

This is a lot of fun — it proceeds at a very appealing pace.

There’s a murder mystery, and a new fad sweeping the nation — “handistry” — where people have surgery on their hands to extend the life line to live longer, etc. It’s a smart and funny book.

09:35: K-Hole Comics by Three Six

*gasp* Drugs!

This is about being on ketamine, and it’s really well told.

It’s interesting — good storytelling chops.

OK, I’m fading now, but perhaps a could more short comics before I call it a night. I mean day.

Blood Incantation: Absolute Elsewhere

09:52: Wedding Juice and Other Melodramas by Sanika Phawde

This is a lot of fun.

It’s very good, but way too brief. Just when it’s getting started, the book is over. Well, this is the first issue in a series, so I’m aboard…

10:02: Smoke Signal 43 edited by Gabe Fowler (Desert Island)

Wow, that’s some lineup… I guess this issue is to er commemorate Desert Island moving to a new location? Or something?

Anyway, it’s an impressive issue.

Many of the artists use the huge pages to their advantage, and it turns into a pretty compelling anthology after some initial pages that seem more random…

10:24: The End

OK, that’s enough comics for one night. I mean day.