NFLX2019 December 31st: Ghost Stories

Ghost Stories. Karan Johar, Dibakar Banerjee, Zoya Akhtar and Anurag Kashyap. 2019. ☆☆☆☆☆★

Nooo! The final Netflix Original movie of 2019 is an Indian movie! Nooo!!!

Not that there’s anything wrong with Indian movies. Some of my best friends are Indian movies. It was just not what I was expecting to round off the year.

[time passes]

This is pretty good! It’s kinda scary in a silent, languid way. The acting is spot on (both the caretaker and the patient are great), and the cinematography is classic oldee-tymey scary movie; all claustrophobic in the long halls and empty rooms.

[more time passes]

Oh! It’s an anthology movie! *whew*

The first bit (by Zoya Akhtar) was really good! And interesting. (And scary.) I hope they keep it up for the rest of the segments.

OK, the next one is pretty creepy, too. Good sound design and the actor playing the mother is fabulous.

[time passes]

Wow, that was intense. Anurag Kashyap’s bit was all Rosemary’s Baby tense, and then veered off into Eraserhead body horror. There were some pacing problems, but dude. Well done.

Well, two successful segments down. Up next: Dibakar Banerjee.

OK, after two bits set apartments in cities (and wist a kinda similar vibe), we’re now out on the countryside and things are totes different.

The kid actors here are great, but this isn’t as successful. There’s bits I totally love, like the guy getting totally into the kid’s paranoia at the start. But when it turns out that (SPOILERS) there really is an ironic zombie thing going on, I slightly lost interest. It’s kinda… distasteful and loses its charm after a while.

And then finally, Karan Johar’s segment.

This is very different from the first three segments. They were pretty much immediately scary, but this more creeps up on you… I think. I mean, it’s slightly creepy, but no scary… yet….

Oh, this is a comedy ghost story kind of thing? It’s also got the weakest performances of the bunch. But it’s kinda amusing but it should have been funnier?

So, OK, the second bit was the best (really good), and then the first bit (almost as good), and then the third bit (started off well and then started hitting the audience over the head with The Metaphor), and then the fourth bit (somewhat amusing, but not scary).

This isn’t jump-scare horror or anything: The best bit emulate 60s psychological scary movies, and you have to commit to the fiction to get anything out of it. For me it really worked, but that leaves the rating: As every anthology movie, it’s uneven, but I really enjoyed most of it. So…

Anyway! It’s great going out on a positive note: I’ve seen some horrible, horrible movies (and not in a good way) while writing this blog series, and this movie was totes fun.

This post is part of the NFLX2019 blog series.

NFLX2019 December 31st: Dead Kids

Dead Kids. Mikhail Red. 2019. ☆☆★★★★★

Huh. A Filipino movie? That’s definitely a first in this year of Netflix Originals.

It’s… a bit amateurish. The actors are pretty likeable, but take that scene in the bar where they’re arguing about going to a night club: There wasn’t anything much wrong about any single line, but it just didn’t seem to have much rhythm. As if they were desperately trying to remember what the next line was instead of reacting to what’s happening.

It’s interesting, though. It’s not immediately obvious what it’s going to be about, and it’s got intriguingly vague divisions between fantasy and reality. And it’s shot really well.

But it’s just boring. And it’s hard to sympathise that much with the heist itself. I have to admit that I lost track of the plot halfway through because I lost interest in the movie.

This post is part of the NFLX2019 blog series.

NFLX2019 December 26th: The App

The App. Elisa Fuksas. 2019. ☆☆☆★★★

Hey! It’s Italian! I think this is the first Italian Netflix Original I’ve seen in this blog series?

Perhaps it’ll be wonderful!

Hm… that’s a lot of mobile phone screen caps… In portrait mode…

Well, that’s harsh…

But what does he really mean?

Well, I can see why people hate the movie. It’s (partially) about every filmmaker’s favourite subject: Making movies. People hate watching movies about making movies. But so far (I’m just fifteen minutes in when pausing to type this), it looks pretty good to me. It’s got that empty hotel feeling going, and the actors seem genuinely fantastic, and I’m intrigued by the seemingly-nonsensical “experiment” (which I assume must result in a reveal at some point).

The shots of people typing on laptops is a harsh indictment of Apple screens, though:

Look at how much reflection there is on Apple laptops! It’s a disgrace!

What I’m trying to say is that the movie loses tension and cohesion as it goes on. It’s a bit frustrating: They’ve almost god a pretty good movie here, but it’s just slightly off. I mean, I’m totally there for the mysterious plot and the great sets and pretty perfect cinematography, but it somehow seems clunky. I’m not sure why. Perhaps the nondescript music “bed” under most of the scenes punctuates the tension?

Good use of that er Neil Halsted? Mojave 3? Or whatever the band was called at the time? music, though.

This post is part of the NFLX2019 blog series.

The Best Albums of 2019

Here’s the best music of 2019, according to Emacs, which has carefully tallied what I’ve been listening to:

Sam Amidon

I See The Sign

Meat Beat Manifesto

Opaque Couche

Coil

Swanyard

Various

Third Noise Principle (Formative North American Electronica 1975-1984)

Brigid Mae Power

The Bones You Keep Close

Lucy Roleff

Left Open in a Room

The Volume Settings Folder

Laguna

Various

Nigeria 70 (No Wahala: Highlife, Afro-Funk & Juju 1973-1987)

Afrodeutsche

Break Before Make

Christoph de Babalon

Hectic Shakes

Kronos Quartet

Terry Riley: Sun Rings

It’s a bit difficult to do a play-based ranking this year, because I’ve just bought way too much stuff, so there just hasn’t been time to listen to everything…

There wasn’t really any single stand-out new album this year (except the Amidon album), just a bunch of new music that’s good and interesting and stuff.

Here’s the best old albums I’ve bought in 2019, and once again Bright Phoebus by Lal and Mike Waterson won, because I bought a new version of it: This time the vinyl version that had to be withdrawn because the copyright holders demanded it be destroyed. But I got a copy from ebay! Hah!

Haxors’r’us.

Lal & Mike Waterson

Bright Phoebus

Sam Amidon

All Is Well

Various

Oscarsongs

Blue Iverson

Hotep

Joe Jackson

Live 1980-86

Mia Doi Todd

Pink Sun EP

New Order

Movement: Remaster

Various

For Discos Only

A Certain Ratio

acr:box

Don Cherry

Brown Rice