This is a very, very low budget film, but even so, there’s no reason for it being this bad. The people involved probably had fun making it (I hope), and I’m sorry for harshing this much here, but:
I am the Good Fairy. Jack Niedenthal. 2009. Marshall Islands.
Marshall Island Swizzle
- 4 parts dark rum
- 1 part ginger syrup
- 1 part honey syrup
- 2 parts lime juice
- a dash of Angostura bitters
Pour into a glass and stir with ice until cold. Add a straw.