TSP2005: Constantine

People read slowly.


It’s Keanu!  Again!

Constantine. Dylan Beale. 2005.

This is a pretty confounding film. It almost seems like they’re making a parody of something? No scenes connect. It’s weird. And not in a good way.

The director of this film went on to fuck up the The Hunger Games series.

This post is part of The Tilda Swinton Project.

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