TSP2005: Constantine (Video Game)

I don’t have any gaming consoles, but I found an old laptop that had Windows installed!

So I downloaded the .rar file off of a totally legal site.

Sure.  Even if it’s infested with viruses, I don’t care much, because the laptop isn’t interweb-connected.

Cool!

Boo!

Boo!

Hm.  This is Windows 7…

Oh!  Instructions!

Game on!

Ok, I managed to make Constantine run around a bit by using A/S/D/W or something, and change the camera angles with the arrow keys.

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And left mouse button lets me shoot, but not at the guy at the table.  Right left button allows me to hit the guy at the table.

 

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But then I died or something?

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And then Windows is being Windows.

 

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Anyway, I’m sure it’s a great game.

Constantine (Video Game). uhm…. 2005.

This post is part of The Tilda Swinton Project.

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