Random Thoughts

Threat! #1-10

Anthologies usually do not have a set roster of contributors. There are some, like Zap Comix, but it’s usually a revolving door sort of thing.

Threat! was a 32 page, magazine size, monthly anthology with four running serials, each taking up eight (or fewer) pages, and didn’t deviate (much) from that format until the last issue, when one series dropped out.

Well, it’s the mid 80s, and anybody who doubts it can just gaze and ponder the design of this contents page. Man, that’s so 80s.

Anyway, the first series is about Bob Mercenary, a … mercenary with a very geometric head.

Apparently he lives on the planet of Jah. It’s a sci-fi action adventure type of thing…

Zone is the second series, and also has a very geometric protagonist. By M. Kraiger. Very mysterious. The story never develops a lot, but it’s about a guy? Who fell into a radioactive swamp? And became, no, not that guy, but this guy? Yeah, it didn’t make much sense, but some of the pages look rather pretty, like the one above.

Gary Field’s Enigma Funnies has a hero with a very geometric head (I sense a theme! Is this the theme that binds these stories together? Geometric heads?) who roams a post-apocalyptic landscape and kills mutants. (See above.)

But noooo! The fourth serial (Holo Bros by Jim Rohn) has characters with lumpy heads!!!

And is that doubletone (Craftint) paper I spy up there? I don’t know whether it still exists, but it’s a paper that has two tones “built in” to the paper, and you use two different developing fluids to bring it out, so you can “paint” the grey tone. It also, unfortunately, has a tendency to look a bit dirty and grainy…

But back to unifying themes: We have this “Ousland” poster in the Zone episode…

… and Bob Mercenary takes place on the Ousland planet. But the other two serials don’t seem to mention the word. Or perhaps I just didn’t notice.

So there isn’t much internal evidence to suggest why these four serials are running in the same magazine, and there are no editorials or anything, so it’s all rather puzzling. But perhaps my research team can get on it, and we’ll have an answer by the time I’ve finished this article.

Aww. From the only letters column in the run.

Let’s count the hipster references: Bush Tetras. Jim Jarmusch. Joy Division. Cleveland.

I think the Zone character really works graphically. Just negative space. Put him anywhere and it looks rather stylish.

And it’s the end! Two issues before it was planned to end, apparently, although I couldn’t see anywhere in the comic itself where it said it was going to end after twelve issues.

The first eight issues were released monthly, which is very unusual for Fantagraphics. I mean, releasing thing on a schedule. Then there was a four month gap before issue nine, and then another four month gap before issue ten, so I would guess that this meant that either the sales tanked, or some of the people involved lost interest.

Or both. This was during the end of the black and white boom, wasn’t it? During those days, you could apparently sell any sort of crap and not lose money, but that ended after a while. And Jay Geldhof wasn’t present in the last issue, and seemed to be working professionally by then, so…

Anyway, the Holo Bros serial had a kind of ending (slightly ironically, since it was to continue), while the other three serials just, sort of, stopped.

Oh, and there were recurring George Herriman references. Here from Enigma Funnies…

… and here from Zone.

So, is Threat worth seeking out? I apparently got all my copies at a sale at the local comic shop in 1987. I can tell because of the price tags still affixed. But even so: No, not really. This is pretty basic genre stuff.

The research results are in!

Jim Rohn would go on to publish a solo Holo Bros comics for Fantagraphics, and some other stories here and there, but not a lot after the mid-90s.

M. Kraiger published one issue of Zone with Dark Horse in 1990.

Gary Fields has published a large number of things at a variety of publishers and seems to be still active.

Jay Geldhof went on to ink Grendel for a number of years.

But the team still has no idea why just these four comics were put together into a single anthology. Perhaps Gary Groth just happened to have four vaguely sci-fi-ish submissions at the same time and thought “why not”?

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Doomsday Squad #1-7 by Joe Gill and John Byrne.

This series was supposed to be called “John Byrne Classics” and reprints the old Charlton Comics series Doomsday +1. Apparently Byrne protested and it ended up being called Doomsday Squad instead. He was also apparently supposed to supply the covers, but only did two, while most of the remaining issues were done by Gil Kane instead.

So… why would Fantagraphics publish something like this?

The editor doesn’t really explain, but the only reason to reprint a C-grade comic from a Z-grade defunct publisher is that Byrne was (at this point) hot shit, and the Charlton properties were for sale, probably at a cheap price. So here’s an opportunity to make some money, and at the same time, print back-up stories featuring characters from other Fantagraphics publications. It gives the artists in question a rare chance to work in colour, and each back-up also works as a five-to-seven page ad for the publication in question. Win win!

But what’s the main series about? It’s about seven issues.

Oh, and post-apocalyptic stuff. There’s only three people alive on Earth after WWIII, and they have adventures and stuff. They meet robots and alternate reality people and dinosaurs and thawed-out goths.

The colouring job is very, very Fantagraphics. As noted in the Dalgoda article, nobody has done colour separations quite like Fantagraphics did in the mid 80s. Which is something most people are quite OK with.

Here’s how that page above looked originally:

So the colourists drew a lot of stuff in that wasn’t originally there.

The first backup story is the aforementioned Dalgoda. And it ties in with the lead story: It’s about thawing up an old savage, and it points out that this isn’t really possible.

It’s fun to see the backup story criticise the main story. Subsequent backup stories would have none of this synergy…

The editor takes another go at explaining why this reprint exist. “Crude energy.”

Speaking of the colouring, some of these pages makes me wonder whether the original pages were just mostly blank. This looks awfully like the colourist has drawn in the figures in the windshield there.

Nope, they were there, but were rasterised. How odd.

Lloyd Llewellyn backup story by Daniel Clowes. Scary clown!

Yeah… I can see it now… Crude energy.

Whaa… How… So how could the original possibly look like that? Charlton certainly didn’t do painted colour holds.  That’d cost money.

Oh, the colourists just drew a new guy there based on the original image. I can see why the editor in the first issue said that the colourists went beyond the call of duty, but I’d say this is beyond the call of… sanity.

An Usagi Yojimbo backup story by Stan Sakai. “Ho! Mangy villagers!” That’s going to be my go-to greeting from now on.

I wonder whether the writer, Joe Gill, is trying to tell us something with the “gill-men’s eggs” line.

The fifth issue is particularly ironic. The editorial is all about how finally these comics are printed the way they should be…

… and half the pages are printed horribly off-register. The red is printed about two millimetres off of where it’s supposed to be.

Don’t you think?

Captain Jack backup by Mike Kazaleh. I want some octopi arms sticking out of my car windows, too!

You can’t say that it isn’t edumacational.

Why is war always hardest on the pets! WHYYYY!!1!

Oh, I think I failed to mention that Doomsday +1 is piffle. I’ve read worse, but it’s kinda boring. It throws all 70s sci-fi clichés it can think of into the series, but it doesn’t do anything interesting with them. It’s close to being a parody of a 70s sci-fi comic book, but it isn’t funny enough for that.

Byrne’s art (where you can see it through the colourists work) looks quite nice, especially some of the robots. It’s not as good as it was going to get a few years later.

The final backup story is a Keif Llama story by Matt Howarth, and as usual (with his colour work at the time), it looks rather spiffy. Is he drawing directly onto the separations? It’s an interesting technique…

I did not read this comic in the 80s, because 15 year old me assumed that it would be a bit boring. That guy was so right. But I bought the issues now, just for this blog article. The things I do for my readers! I mean reader!

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Aesop’s Fables #1-3 adapted by Charles Santino.

This series has a slightly odd motivation for its existence:

So the project wasn’t started by somebody with a passion for fables, but just somebody looking around for something to adapt. You’d think that this would result in some pretty shoddy comics, but they’re quite amusing.

The majority of the stories in the first issue are two-pagers, which makes it inexplicable that they’re printed like this:

That’s a pretty jarring transition between Hilary Barta and Rick Geary. Both look great, but why not do each of them on separate spreads?

The longer stories fare better, like this one by Sheri Flenniken.

I find myself without much to say about this series, though. It lasted three issues, and the stories are mostly amusingly told, although I think they could have avoided the more well-known stories like The Boy Who Cried Wolf.

It’s fine, though.

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Critters Special #1 by Stan Sakai.

I should have covered this one in the Critters article, but I forgot.

Anyway, the series lasted only one issue, and featured Nilson Groundthumper (and Hermy), characters developed for the Critters series, I think.

Sakai would, of course, go on to do Usagi Yojimbo (which he’s still doing), but this is very early work. It’s from 1984, and it looks quite different from Sakai’s later work. The blacks are crispier, somehow, and slightly reminds me of Ty Templeton, if you squint a bit.

And, yes, it’s very amusing.

It also has these super detailed panoramas that Sakai doesn’t do any more.

Anyway, it’s a fine issue. I don’t think Sakai used these characters again much after this, which is a shame. But perhaps one floppy-eared samurai character is enough…

A 100 page collection was released by Dark Horse later, and the stories from this issues appeared there in colour versions.

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Alex #1-6 by Mark Kalesniko.

This is a quite unusual Fantagraphics floppy series: 1) It’s not a single-author anthology, but a proper story that 2) seems to be designed to last for six issues and 3) wasn’t cancelled before it was completed and 4) was published on a strict bi-monthly schedule (which may be a first (and last) for Fantagraphics) and 6) isn’t very good.

There are good things about it. Kalesniko draws beautiful ugly factories.

All the exteriors are great. They look organic and real and have personality. More personality than the characters. The protagonist is a funny animal, while all the other characters are human, and not all that convincingly rendered.

But the problem here isn’t the drawing, which varies between fine and great, but the histrionic storyline, which is about a alcoholic cartoonist (with a similar name to Kalesniko) who’s not very inspired (except by one new painting he’s made) and is alienating all his friends and drinking himself to death.

OK, perhaps that sounded kinda interesting, but the pages are filled with references we’re supposed to get (and if we don’t, are really boring).

But here’s the main problem here. We see the artist losing his brush…

And then the natural result: He flips completely out, trashes the apartment and then throws the brush from the balcony. And then goes to looks for it, which is the fun part. This is repeated with… uhm… three more objects? I forget. So it’s meant to be funny, and the repetitions are meant to provide structure (and further amusement), but after seeing him trash his apartment for the ninth time, it all starts feeling very silly.  And not good silly.

Kalesniko includes some of the reference material on the back pages, which probably means that there are autobiographical elements to the story, I would guess. Hm, yes, I just duckduckwent a bit, and his biographical details seem to be the same as the Alex character.

This is a pet peeve of mine: Over-emphasising. Why is “teacher” in bold oblique? “Talk”? Really, why is bold oblique used here at all? Sometimes when I’m extra cranky I feel that it would be better not to model prosody and emphasis at all when lettering, especially here where it’s an internal monologue. (In speech bubbles it’s really common to go bold oblique in comics, and that’s usually fine.) If he’s really THINKING that WAY all the TIME then the inside of his head has to BE REALLY annoying.

Besides, trying to dictate reading to that extent is a sure sign of KOOKERY.

(And I won’t mention this is an example of pretty early computer lettering (1994), because I”M NOT A nerd.)

Every other scene is like this.

One bit I liked here was the way he used the cats as harbingers of death (or something). They ghost the guy who’s next to die (or something).

With all the subtlety of a knife to the eye.

Kalesniko has continued to publish sporadically via Fantagraphics. His latest work was Freeway from 2011, I think.

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