Comics Daze

I was gonna do something completely different tonight, but then the balcony called to me. Let’s see if I can do comics dazing out here… Hm… looks like the wifi is marginal, so my camera takes forever to upload images.

Let’s try it anyway.

Kitchens of Distinction: Watch Our Planet Circle (6): John Peel & Mark Radcliffe BBC Sessions

18:26: Phase 7 #1-4 by Alec Longstreth

Wow, I think I have to twiddle some settings… that was way too bright.

This book collects stuff Longstreth did in 2002-03-ish, and the first bits are somewhat tentative…

Mostly jokes.

Things pick up significantly with the third issue, which is a long story about a road trip (and drawn in a much more sketch-like way).

Shearwater: Shearwater Plays Lodger (2016 AV Club Version)

The fourth issue feels like a classic 90s indie comic (and I mean that in a good way).

It’s a pretty entertaining collection.

Caroline Shaw & Attacca Quartet: Evergreen

19:31: Ric Hochet 1992-1994 by Tibet & Duchateau (Zoom)

I bought a ton of these collections, and I don’t even like Ric Hochet that much. But they were on sale! So it makes total sense.

I’ve been working my way through these over a couple of years, and I manage to do one album about every two weeks…

So let’s do one now while I eat some spaghetti’n’pesto. (I think I cooked too much spaghetti.)

Some of these albums aren’t that bad — sometimes they come up with a plot that’s not all running around in castles until they run out of pages — but this is not one of those albums.

Ellen Arkbro & Johan Graden: I get along without you very well

20:09: Nymphéas noirs by Cassegrain & Duval/Bussi (Mellemgaard)

Hey, this looks quite attractive… I know nothing about any of the creators, but it French, at least.

The plot is quite original (and convoluted). And told in a quite interesting way (it starts off as a fairytale, sort of, but then shifts to a police procedural) with an old woman (described by the introduction as being “malicious”)… It’s intriguing.

Brr, it’s getting cold. I’m going inside.

µ-Ziq: Hello-Goodbye

The problem is scenes like this, and the book is 80% just talking heads like this. The artist does mix things up slightly, but there are too many panels that look xeroxed — I mean, look at the three panels with the white guy talking: The same angle, the same expression, almost the same framing.

There scenes are not very exciting to read.

But! Then we get to the end, and man. That’s some twist ending! After reading it I spent ten minutes flipping through the book again to see whether they’d cheated, but no — everything fits together, I think. That’s incredibly clever and intricate plotting, and I didn’t see it coming at all.

So… great show!

Horse Lords: Comradely Objects

21:54: My Stupid Life by Mitch Clem (Silver Sprocket)

Oh, right… these are daily autobio strips (in the tradition of Snake Pit, I guess). But these are a whole lot more gag oriented, and perhaps everything he’s depicting here didn’t, like, actually happen? (And he’s really into depicting himself being semi-assholish, which is fun.)

It’s pretty funny, but the gags are a bit hit or miss. I like the artwork, which reminds me more than a little of Evan Dorkin?

Anyway, this is the kind of stuff I like to read a few pages of before going to bed, so I stopped reading a quarter in and I’m saving the rest for later.

Fontaines D.C.: Skinty Fia

22:48: Doris Danger: Giant Monsters Amok by Chris Wisnia & Ricky Sprague (Fantagraphics)

So, is this one of those books where you take public domain comics and add new dialogue?

Hm… doesn’t really seem like it. Instead it’s new artwork very much swiped from old Kirby comics?

It’s hilarious.

The The: Soul Mining

And Ditko, too.

Guest pin-ups.

Anyway, this book is over 200 pages, and it’s so dense — I love it, but it’s exhausting to read. So I’m going to take a pause, 70 pages in. It’s one of those books that aren’t best read in one sitting, I think.

FKA Twigs: Caprisongs

00:40: Basewood by Alec Longstreth

I really enjoyed the first two thirds of this… the artwork is attractive and the storyline is properly mysterious.

Is that the recommended way to build a stone house? Just pile some roundish rocks on top of each other?

Marc Ribot & Rootless Cosmopolitans: Requiem For What’s-His-Name

Nice snow!

Unfortunately, the last third (where we get an explanation for what’s going on) kinda drags. It seems like we’re spending way too much time on something that could just be explained on a couple of pages. And the end of the story isn’t very gripping, either.

Still, it’s a pretty good read.

01:28: The Completely Mad Don Martin by Don Martin (Running Press)

Unusually for me, I stopped in the middle of two of the comics I was reading tonight (it’s been an unusually dense selection of books, for some reason), but if I’ve done two, why not a third? That’s logic for you.

I bought this box set at least a three years ago, and I’ve never even taken the books out of the box. That’s something that happens a lot when I buy box sets: They disappear onto a shelf and I keep telling myself “one day I’ll have several weeks worth of free time”, but that never happens.

So perhaps I should just get started and take it slowly, because I think reading 1200 Don Martin pages is going to take a while.

And this box set is about eight kilos, and it’s just two volumes, so it’s just a physical challenge to read these books, too.

Nice! Futura!

Hm… well, I’m not sure I think this is an ideal format for Don Martin. It’s printed on shiny, heavy paper, and with these huge cream-coloured borders. Does that bring anything to the reading experience beyond giving my arms a workout?

The reproduction is good, though, and it’s presented in (apparently) strictly chronological order, which I like. (Some editors would be tempted to arrange things in chapters by theme, and the would be really tedious to read.)

Then, at random, we get somebody talking about Don Martin? For one page? Well, sure.

I’ve read some of these pieces before (the pigeon one above has been reprinted many times, I think), but most of them are unfamiliar to me (so far). I mean, I’ve read a smattering of the Mad Magazines from the 50s, but…

And these books only include stuff that ran in Mad Magazine proper, I guess? So we don’t get the stuff from the pockets, like Captain Klutz… I mean, that makes sense — they’d have to reformat the pocket books, and that would suck. And these books are certainly heavy enough as they are.

But I’m quibbling. This is 1200 pages of Don Martin. What’s not to like?

And again, I’m stopping reading here, and will probably finish off these sets over the next few months.

Boris: fade

02:09: The End

Because now it’s time to sleep.

That was a very unusual selection of comics for me, I guess. Were there any, you know, art comics? *ponder* No, not really — just books really heavy on narrative. Oh well. I should mix these things up better…

The Weirdness of Vimeo

So, I was looking for Das offene Universum, a movie from 1990 (featuring Tilda Swinton) that hasn’t been available for decades. But suddenly it’s on Vimeo! But you have to pay to watch it, so I create an account and buy it.

And look! Download link! I like that!

Of course, clicking that cloud symbol doesn’t do anything, because this is Firefox and web pages usually don’t work in Firefox any more. (And I love that they’ve apparently had so many reports from people that they can’t figure out how to download that they’ve spelled it out as “click the cloud to download”. Instead of just having a button that says “download”.)

User Experience Design FTW!

Anyway, so I go to Chrome and log in… and…

OK… there’s a link for “upload a video”… “record”… “create”… “create a virtual event or webinar”… “new video”… That’s a lot of buttons for creating videos. Not, really geared towards people wanting to watch films they’ve paid for.

Also a several buttons to “upgrade”, which is what you have to do if you want to upload several videos, apparently? And you have to pay if you want to upgrade, I guess?

Well, OK, perhaps the movie I bought is in “library”?

Nope.

Perhaps under “Watch”?

Nope.

Errr… Perhaps if I click that smiley face?

Nope.

*gasp* If I hover over the smiley face, then I get a “purchases” right in the middle of the list!

Yes! There’s the movie I bought! And I can click on it and download it (from Chrome). Nice!

So, the entire Vimeo experience is geared towards getting money from video creators, not selling movies to people who want to watch them. And that’s just loopy. If people aren’t able to watch the stuff they’ve bought, they’re not gonna be really enthusiastic about buying more stuff.

The entire thing just reminds me of early 2000-ish bookseller scam sites — sites that talked about nothing else but how easy it would be to sell your books, but not talking about buying books at all. I.e., Vimeo is selling its site to sellers, and forgetting that there has to be buyers, too, if the sellers are ever going to be able to sell anything. I.e. again, Vimeo is making money off of the sellers and not off the buyers, I assume?

I think the three “upgrade” links on the front page are a dead giveaway.

Anyway. Now I’m gonna watch Das offene Universum.

TSP2021: What If… Doctor Strange Lost His Heart Instead of His Hands?

I’ve watched a substantial portion of the Marvel superhero thing, but I’m pretty much over it now (as apparently is the rest of the world). I did not watch this, because I’m just really annoyed by modern animation.

But apparently Tilda Swinton does some voice-over stuff for The Ancient One (reprising her Doctor Strange role), so I guess I have to watch it.

And, yes, this animation is pretty annoying. Bobble-headed figures and very uncanny-looking movements — like if I’m really watching a video game cut scene that’s just been rendered to resemble animation.

Oh, I thought they meant that he… lost his heart. Like Iron Man. But it was just his girlfriend that died.

So euphemism.

I think Swinton just delivered her line.

Didn’t Dr. Strange stop being a surgeon because of the damage to his hands? But he still stopped doing surgeries, just because he’s moping around?

I guess I’m surprised at how boring this Groundhog Day variation is. It’s just so … rote.

There’s repartee and stuff, but it’s all stuff everybody’s heard before. I think ChatGPT would be more original than this.

Why is this 35 minutes long? It’s just incredibly boring.

See?

SEE!?

This is brutally boring. A plot you’ve seen a hundred times before, with no new twists — the only surprising thing is that this is 34 minutes instead of 14.

What If… Doctor Strange Lost His Heart Instead of His Hands?. Bryan Andrews. 2021.

This post is part of The Tilda Swinton Project.

TSP2011: Amore carne

Yes, I’m watching this Italian movie with French subtitles! I’m not participating in The Prize For Most Pretentious (I’ve already got all the statues), but this movie just isn’t available with English subtitles. Even the pirate subtitle sites are coming up empty.

But I’ve been duolingoing for almost two years now, so surely I can understand enough French to get by… I understood that sentence above, at least! It’s promising!

I’m still understanding stuff!

This is filmed as if it’s done on the sly — people are only partially in the frame. For all I know, it’s really that way, but I’m guessing not.

Oh, he says that he’s doing that, so now I believe that even less!

So this bit is about Delbono getting an HIV test. Filming en cachette, supposedly. It’s the shakiest shakycam I’ve er seen, and I’m getting a bit seasick… Hopefully he sits down soon.

Phew.

His mother is brutal!

Heh heh.

My problem with this movie is… that I couldn’t watch it, really. The shakycam is so extreme — he zooms way in, and then waves the camera around a lot, and it’s just puke city for me. That stuff is so nauseating.

Other than that, I quite liked the first quarter of this movie — I found it interesting and original. The rest of the movie was basically listening to various songs while Delbono waved the camera around, and then listening to a lot of poetry while Delbono waved the camera around. It’s just not all that thrilling?

Amore Carne. Pippo Delbono. 2011.

This post is part of The Tilda Swinton Project.