The Horror!

This house had new doors put in a year or so ago, and I finally got around to getting a new (internal) doorbell. (We’re apparently supposed to have them for safety reasons or something.)

So I got this wireless one:

It works, which is unusual for something that’s wireless.

But listen to it:

It plays these super-cheesy cheery versions of awful classical music. And it goes on for what seems like forever.

I just can’t live with the possibility of that thing ever playing. Why couldn’t they make one of the “tunes” just be a “ding dong” thing? Gah.

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