This house had new doors put in a year or so ago, and I finally got around to getting a new (internal) doorbell. (We’re apparently supposed to have them for safety reasons or something.)
So I got this wireless one:
It works, which is unusual for something that’s wireless.
But listen to it:
It plays these super-cheesy cheery versions of awful classical music. And it goes on for what seems like forever.
I just can’t live with the possibility of that thing ever playing. Why couldn’t they make one of the “tunes” just be a “ding dong” thing? Gah.