Watching Twitter melt down is fun. I never liked Twitter, because it encourages the absolute worst behaviour in people.
So having a petulant billionaire buy the whole thing to own the libs, I mean, to ensure free speech (and then throw all journalists criticising him off Twitter) while his fans explain his 4D chess is really entertaining: Twitter was a horrible hell site, and now it’s getting even worse. Fights are more amusing to watch when there’s bad people on both sides.
On the other hand, there are some good jokes on twitter sometimes:
So perhaps Twitter is good? A site that generates good jokes can’t be all bad.
I’m not really “on” Twitter myself, but I auto-post links from mah blogs there. As it’s clear that Twitter is going away (i.e., either it turns into 4chan, or Musk’ll just petulantly press the off button one day when he’s gotten tired of people being oh-so-rude to him), I thought it might be nice to check out that Mastodon thing for this?
So I chose a server at random and connected my movie blog and presto! Look ma, I’m on Mastodon! (And it has zero followers, just like on Twitter. Nice!)
I have to say I’m impressed, so far. Not by the fediverse stuff in general — it seems like they’re trying to get all the disadvantages of central hosting combined with the disadvantages of distributed hosting: If the person who runs the server gets tired one day and switches the server off, your account is lost. You can migrate, but the server has to be up for that to happen, and a migration doesn’t carry over your old posts. And it seems like a total resource hog, with everybody replicating media etc. (There’s innumarable posts about this.) But the UX is quite nice, even though the account will go away on the whim of whomeever.
I do have some usability notes: If I go to any page on Mastodon, say the explore page, it focuses on this element:
Because obviously when you want to explore Mastodon, you really want to toot something. So I have to click somewhere else on the page for any movement keys to work. Perhaps this is just a Firefox issue? Or perhaps the Mastodon developers never use the keyboard for navigation.
Also:
There’s always an 👁️ overlay over the images (up there in the left-hand upper corner), which just looks untidy in general, and covers up stuff you want to read. If you click on it:
Yes, that is so useful, and is definitely something normal people actually do.
And then there’s the default 16:9 crop factor that’s applied to all images — you can disable that in your personal settings, but nobody does that, so many images just look odd. (Twitter stopped aggressive vertical cropping for various reasons, but that was one of them.)
I’m just kvetching — I’m sure they’ll iterate and fix these minor UX annoyances now that they have more users.
Hm… I do have Ublock, so perhaps I can remove some of the uglyness? Let’s see… before:
After:
So pretty! But of course, it’s still putting the focus on the (now-invisible) “What’s on your mind” box. Oh well.
And I’m not sure whether WordPress connection stuff counts as “bots” — which is something Mastodon seems to frown on in general. So perhaps the account will disappear suddenly? We’ll see!
Oh, and I’m using the Share on Mastodon plugin to *checks notes* share on Mastodon. It seems to work well, but the customisation is pretty innovative: You put stuff into your theme PHP files:
// Never upload attached images.
add_filter( 'share_on_mastodon_attached_images', '__return_false' );
// Always share supported Post Types.
add_filter( 'share_on_mastodon_enabled', '__return_true' );
Sure, why not!? Check-boxes are for wimps!
While I was typing this, there’s further developments. So perhaps I should change the title of this blog post, since it’s automatically posted on Twitter… the title mentions Mastodon now… OK, I’ll change it to something on the down low. Yeah.
Geez. It’s December again, so it’s time to officially determine what was the best albums of the year, I guess. (I do this by having Emacs list what albums I’ve played most during the year, so this is a scientifically sound and accurate method.)
But… it’s been one of those years — a number of pretty good albums, but no break-out albums that were a gazillion times better than anything else. No albums I’ve listened to a ton of times because they were just amazing, right? So the list is a bit kinda random. Sorry!
So if I haven’t listened to new music this year, what have I been listening to? Old music that I’ve bought? Nope, they land even further down on the list, but here’s the ten best older albums I’ve bought this year:
So that doesn’t explain it, either. Have I been listening to old music that I didn’t buy this year? Here’s the top ten of that, but that doesn’t really explain it either, because they don’t get many listens individually, either:
No, the explanation is (Emacs tells me) that I’ve listened to 2560 different albums with a total of 5490 listens, which gives us a mean of 2. (Ish.) I’ve just been really scatter-brained this year…
Here’s to a more focused 2023! Can’t be worse than 2022, right? RIGHT!?
Left to my own devices, I’d just be watching science fiction movies and Bringing Up Baby. I find picking out films to watch (from my wall of unseen movies) being a somewhat annoying task — “which one of these stone cold quality films am I going to watch tonight?” — because there’s no particular urgency about picking any of them.
Let’s back up a bit: What is the Eclipse series anyway? This is how the series presents itself:
Eclipse presents a selection of lost, forgotten, or overshadowed films in simple, affordable editions. Each series is a brief cinematheque retrospective for the adventurous home viewer.
The goal here is to make these films available, to make sure that Criterion’s own work style doesn’t contribute to the continuing unavailability of these films. Once our producers and restoration crew get started on a Criterion edition, the project takes on a life of its own. Months later, with a little luck, we’ll have something really special to show for it, but at that rate we can’t make a dent in the number of important unreleased films that we’d like people to be able to see.
I.e., the films that are released in the main Criterion Collection have certain commercial restraints that doesn’t allow more obscure pictures to get this treatment: Criterion pride themselves in releasing top-notch restorations, nice extras on the discs, and booklets with intelligent essays about the films.
I thought the Eclipse proposition sounded extremely attractive — I’d get to watch, I imagined, films that were too experimental, or just too wild, for the full Criterion job. But the following hints more at what the actual criteria for the Eclipse series seems to be:
The early films of Ingmar Bergman, the documentaries of Louis Malle—these are extraordinary and important films that are very hard to find outside the revival-house circuit. At the moment, you’ll find more Mizoguchis in theaters (thanks to a traveling retrospective) than in the video store, and that’s certainly also true for Naruse, Ozu, and Imamura. While Criterion is working on new special editions of individual pictures by all of these filmmakers, at a rate of maybe one or two a year, we’ll never be able to represent the breadth of their bodies of work. Eclipse will help to fill that gap.
The clue here is “revival-house circuit”.
Criterion is owned by the same people that owns Janus Films, the premier distributor of films to the revival-house circuit. And Eclipse box sets are basically just a whole bunch of films that Janus already owns the US rights for.
(As far as I can tell. WAKE UP SHEEPLE)
Now, there’s exceptions to this, but by my guesstimate, more than 90% of the Eclipse films are Janus Films.
There’s nothing wrong with this! It’s admirable that Criterion were looking at the cans of films they had the rights to and said “wouldn’t it be nice if people could watch these at home, too?” That they were readily available for Criterion without haggling with rights holders is certainly a bonus, because they’d be free to act as curators for the box sets a lot more freely.
But this isn’t exactly what I thought the series was, right?
The first three box sets are certainly very promising: Hefty sets from Bergman, Malle and Ozu. But… which films are in the sets? It’s “Early Bergman”, “The Documentaries of Louis Malle”, and “Late Ozu”.
The Eclipse boxes are dominated by Japanese and French cinema (because that’s Janus’ thing), and can roughly be divided into these categories:
1) “Early/Late”: Many directors (especially in the olden days where they were hired directly by a studio and didn’t freelance) produced a bunch of not-so-great films before they become legends. Bergman, for instance, made nine non-essential (but not altogether bad, either) films before his first masterpiece. At the other end of the careers, many directors tend to lower their ambitions, and hand in some low stress productions. (Again, Bergman is a good example.) Some of these films can be great (which they are in the Ozu case), but many aren’t.
2) Documentaries from filmmakers who are famous for other stuff: These can be interesting, or… not.
3) European commercial films that have gone out of fashion: There’s a ton of popular films being made each year, but virtually all of them are forgotten within a few years — for good reasons. Watching cookie cutter romantic French 30s romantic comedies can be charming, but… time can be spent better doing basically anything else.
4) WWII films from the wrong side: Both occupied France and Japan had film industries during the war, and these films are mostly forgotten. And again, forgotten for good reasons: They were made under heavy censorship, and many have direct meddling by the war ministries — especially the Japanese wartime movies suffer from scenes where everybody bemoans evil influence from Europe. Furthermore, they were made during trying times, with tiny budgets, casts and technical crew, so they’re not very ambitious.
5) Wild Japanese films from the 50s and 60s: Some of these films are brilliant, and some aren’t, but this is definitely the must fun category.
6) Experimental cinema: The classics are already covered by Criterion proper, so we get more obscure stuff here. But that’s fine — the experimental box sets were what I was most interested in, anyway.
Overall, I really wouldn’t recommend anybody repeating this experiment. Of course there’s a bunch of good films here, but the ratio is far too low, and I feel like I’ve wasted a lot of time on films that were of little interest, and I could have more profitably spent my time rewatching Bringing Up Baby a whole bunch of times instead.
Instead, if there’s something that particularly interests you — for instance, if you’re a Kurosawa fanatic, by all means buy the Early Kurosawa set (even if the films are pretty bad). People have different interests, right? And if you’re really interested in a subject, you want to see it all, good and bad. At least I do.
I have only myself to blame! I chose, of my own free will, to buy all these sets and then watch them.
And somewhat interestingly — three films from these box sets entered the Sight & Sound Top 100 this year: Daisies, News From Home and The Ascent.
So, below’s the list of films — note that I didn’t watch all of the box sets for this series, because I’d seen some of them before I started. I think that out of the 46 box sets, the list below lacks four of them: The Bergman, the two Kaurismäkis, and the Akerman sets.
Hm… oh! I also missed the Carlos Saura box set! I failed! I only watched about 160 of these films! Sorry.
This is it! The final movie in this Criterion Eclipse blog series.
Once again, this Mizoguchi film veers towards kitsch, and I’m not sure why anybody would hail these films as, well, anything to er hail. Is it just because of the exoticism? That seems crass, so I’m sure not, but it’s hard to see anything else to recommend these movies — pedestrian cinematography, preposterous plots, and unconvincing pacing. The performances are pretty good, but with the framing it can be hard to tell sometimes.
The final scene is properly horrifying, though, so:
This is a depressing, brutal movie, and I can’t imagine why the American censors didn’t stop it at the time.
Again, as with Sisters of the Gion, Mizoguchi is making a film about how prostitution sucks. In that film, it sucked because men are assholes (but the women should have known that, is my reading). In this one, the prostitutes themselves are barely human (in many scenes), clawing away at and abusing each other.
It’s… so unremittingly grim that it turns into kitsch.
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