Random Comics

Here’s some comics I’ve read over the past month.

Dear Historian by Joff Winterhart is really good.

I really enjoyed his artwork — and it’s apparently done by drawing on the other side of the paper, and then the paper picks up ink from the surface it’s lying on? It’s an interesting technique.

The story is about a historian who’s being courted by a TV production company into making one of these documentaries — on the page to the right above, Winterhart totally nails the format, and you can see the pure hatred for these things dripping from the pages. I, too, loathe those kinds of documentaries, so I’m totally the target audience here.

It’s a thoroughly amusing book, and the only bits that I think almost fall flat is when Winterhart tries to illustrate how moronic and boring the TV guy is — and he does this by having him saying moronic and boring things at length. That’s a very difficult thing to pull off and still having an enjoyable read, and Winterhart doesn’t quite pull off that miracle here.

I also really enjoyed the storytelling techniques that are used here — we get an unusual third person close narration going throughout the book, so it’s almost like reading a fairy tale of sorts. But not in a cloying way! It feels very natural, and is almost hypnotic.

Fantastic book.

Three Tif et Tondu books.

Lapiere & Sikorsky’s take on the characters from the 90s continue to be refreshing…

… and engaging.

So when I started reading this, I went eh? eh? Because this album is just One Thing After Another Until We Run Out Of Pages Totally Without Any Storytelling, but then I realised that this is a 70s album by Will & Tillieux. *phew* Those guys really didn’t know how to make a good Tif et Tondu album.

Tillieux obviously put zero effort into writing this stuff — his own albums are a lot better.

I found this in a used bookstore, and I’ve never ever heard of this before. Le scrameustache by Gos & Walt. But it’s a series that has been going forever! The last one was from 2019, and still by Gos & Walt.

If you guessed based on the nonsensical name and the style above that Gos worked as Peyo’s assistant on Les Schtroumpfs, you guessed right.

This is obviously for small children, so it’s perfect for me in that way, since my French is bad. But… it’s also just incredibly boring. I can’t believe that I would have liked this even when I was five years old, really.

A bigger problem for me is just the lettering. It’s so odd! Look at those “r”s, for instance. Google Translate wasn’t able to help me out at all, so I had to understand every unknown word the hard way; i.e., guessing. Fortunately, there were almost no words I didn’t understand…

Still, I’m definitely not getting any more of this series.

I picked this up at the same place. Looks intriguing, right?

And this artwork certainly looks promising…

But it’s pretty amateurish, really.

There’s three stories in this album, and they’re all adaptations of noir short stories, and none of them are, well, er… that intriguing.

I finished off this Rodolphe/Leo/Marchal series.

And the first four “episodes” are good. It’s a mystery set in Écosse, and there’s time travellers and mysterious objects and stuff. Fun!

But the final album is just so disappointing — we get the solution, and it’s just not that interesting.

Marchal’s artwork is attractive, though.

I’ve been falling behind on my Spirous, so I’ve been making an effort to get à jour.

This batch is pretty good — there’s one special issue about the football world cup thing, and special issues are always funnier.

No exception here.

One of the other issues is a double sized summer special, and it’s pretty great.

Especially Les cavaliers de l’apocadispe, which just has me laughing out loud.

Hey! This isn’t French!

No, it’s the latest Total THB volume by Paul Pope. As usual, it keeps schtumm on what it’s reprinting, but I think we first get THB 5 (done in 1995). While I’ve read the first four issues numerous times — they really are quite magical — by the fifth issue you can tell that Pope has lost interest in the series, so we get page after page of info dumping about various character’s backgrounds.

Extremely attractive artwork, though.

Then it’s five years later, and Pope is now trying to make a living doing comics for Japanese companies. So his storytelling style has changed completely, and while his inking is still attractive, his forms have lost a lot of the charm they had. His line just doesn’t sizzle like it used to.

And, of course, we get more tedious lectures about politics — taxation is theft, and democracy is a mug’s game bla bla bla.

And he puts himself into the book as an incredibly talented artist.

Well, why not?

It’s not that the second volume is bad, precisely, but several of the long fight sequences are pretty tedious. It’s fun to re-read these comics that I have zero recollection of having read in the first place. But, man, is it a disappointing volume.

And that’s it.

Adventures In Hardware Triage

I’ve been pulling things down from the loft storage to see whether to keep, sell, give away or throw away, and I’ve been making a lot of progress on that project. But it means finding things like the above (a fanless little computer from StealthPC), which I have absolutely no recollection of, and then trying to see if it boots or not.

For no particular reason, I’ve been using the Ubuntu Live image to do so, and, sure, it’s slow and cumbersome, but… old habits die hard?

On this one, it booted fine, but then during startup, it just hung forever. So I tried a Debian Live image, and similar thing — it started the desktop, but then hung and was unresponsive.

So I opened up the machine to see whether I could glean something from the innards…

*gasp* No disk! I mean, not that that should make a difference…

And this is what it looks like on the other side.

Anyway, I’m writing this blog post just to remind myself (and the world) that SystemRescue exists, and is a much, much more sensible thing to use to explore machines like this: It doesn’t start up an entire desktop, for one. And that was apparently the problem with this machine: It only has 2GB RAM! The CPU is a Intel Core 2 Duo P8400, so I guess the machine is from around 2008? Almost twenty years old…

Well, onto the next gadget to triage.

Is it a good sign when the laptop screen looks like this?

No, not really. I’ve never seen a screen delaminate in that way before — this is a 2012 era Sony Vaio 2-in-1 “slider” laptop that I found in the attic today. (The screen is supposed to be all-white, in case you wondered.)

It’s just kinda… so… organic.

OK, going into the recycling once I’ve erased the disk.

Comics Daze

Another lazy Sunday… I could turn it into a dazy Sunday? Yes. And for music… albums from 2005 only. Because.

Kate Bush: Aerial (1)

09:40: The Depressed Hunter by Moebius (Dark Horse)

Well, a “new” Moebius book doesn’t happen every day, so that’s something to celebrate. I don’t love how Dark Horse printed this on super-shiny paper, though.

Anyway, like the original Airtight Garage, this feels very improvised… but the original had something special going on. This seems more distracted and has big shifts in line quality — while some of the pages look amazing, some of them had me wondering whether they’d been finished by an assistant or something? But the pages are dated, so that you can see they’ve been done in random order over a decade (mid 90s to mid 00s), so I guess these are sketchbook pages that have been moulded into a narrative of sorts?

But that turned out to be too challenging, so Moebius takes the easy way out, and the last half of the book is a dream inside a dream sequence.

So… some wonderful artwork, and some narrative strains that are interesting, but mostly a footnote in Moebius’ work.

The last half of the book consists of notes from the translator, coupled with some sketches. Gotta pad stuff out?

Oh, right. Moebius switched to using a tablet in the middle of this — I guess that explains why later pages looked more boring and lifeless than earlier pages…

Kate Bush: Aerial (2)

10:04: Sometimes All The Time Book 1 by Tara Booth (2d cloud)

I got this from here.

This book is fantastic.

Like the Moebius book, it was apparently put together by using a whole bunch of pages done over years?

But it’s just got an amazing flow — it’s gripping, and it’s moving, and it’s gorgeous. Comic book of the year!

And it also has a bit of a magazine feel — we get some short pieces by other artists towards the end, and then a letters page (!), and an interview (!!). And this is the first in a series of books? Wonderful!

10:26: Only Once by Andrew White

I got this from here.

This is more of a straightforward family drama than anything I’ve seen from White before.

He’s still using his usual storytelling method, though — overlapping images that flow in a pleasing way.

But while beautiful, I didn’t quite connect with this one as with some of his other books. While reading this, I found myself snidely musing whether it was made as a possible pitch for Drawn & Quarterly or something — it’s that straightforward and emotionally… I think “manipulative” is not exactly the word I’m looking for, but…

DJ Rupture: Low Income Tomorrowland

10:51: Dogs on Dates by Luke Healy (Drawn & Quarterly)

Speaking of D&Q…

This has the unfortunate stench of something that’s been serialised on Instagram or something.

I.e., the vast majority of the pages are formatted like some lame sitcom joke.

I’d say there’s, like, two jokes in this entire book that actually work, so getting through this book was kind of a chore. Especially since the artwork is so hard to get excited by.

LCD Soundsystem: LCD Soundsystem (1)

11:44: The Interpretant by Lily Thu Fiero/Generoso Fierro

This is really intriguing…

I’m not at all sure what this story is about in the end, but it’s a fascinating read anyway.

11:49: Caught Lookin’ #1 by Andrew Alexander (Cram Books)

Half of this book is one long piece about, er, chess… and perhaps if you know something about chess, it would have made more sense? But I had a hard time just telling what was supposed to be going on.

I liked the rest of the book, though — especially the fictional autobio stuff. Some very funny bits in here.

Róisín Murphy: Ruby Blue

12:15: Boat Life 2 by Tsuge Tadao (Floating World Comics)

The first Boat Life volume was fascinating because of how loose and free it felt.

In this one, the author crams in a lot more characters and plot elements and things, and it feels a bit overstuffed? But still very entertaining and engrossing.

This was originally serialised in a magazine about fishing, so I have to wonder what the readership made of all this.

Unfortunately, the magazine went under, so at the end of this volume, all the various plot strands are left hanging, which is a bummer. Still, these two volumes are well worth reading.

Gang Gang Dance: God’s Monkey

13:38: Tant Wussi by Katrin Bacher/Tyto Alba ((Palabra förlag:)

I love the colouring here. (And excellent choice of paper. 😀)

Hey, nice…

DJ Rupture: Redux

Anyway, this book has a classic structure: The author of the book goes and visits an older relative, and then we get her dramatic story. And this is about a part of WWII history I haven’t heard much about before: It starts off in Mallorca, with the Fascist takeover of Spain and etc.

Unfortunately, while having a solid set-up and good artwork, the book just doesn’t manage to imbue the characters with much character, so in the end it feels like we’re just being made to learn all these names (so many names) by heart. I know, it feels churlish to say about a book with this serious a subject, but it just didn’t hold my interest. Sorry! I feel bad about not liking this book.

Coil: The Ape Of Naples

14:06: Tales from the Richy Vegas Psychoverse 5 by Richy Vegas

I finally remembered to put in a big order with Domino Comics again, and I think this is probably from that batch.

In this issue, the story of a hallucination is continuing (I think; it’s been a while since I read the previous issue).

The storytelling continues to fascinate — the circular action combined with the author watching it and commenting — it’s really kinda gripping.

14:15: Fish and Water by Gengoroh Tagame (Pantheon Books)

OK, I don’t know why I continue to buy his comics… they vary between horrifyingly repulsive and just embarassing (his two modes, depending on the audience he’s targeting) to me, but apparently I got another one.

Oh my god. This time around he’s plagiarising I mean doing a homage to What Did You Eat Yesterday?, which is a wonderful series. This is just inept.

I guess his artwork used to be pretty good, but even that’s missing now — it looks like he’s drawing on a tablet now?

OK, I’ve learned my lesson for sure this time around — I ditched this after 50 pages, and now I’m not buying any more of these for sure.

14:25: Hot Net Hotel (Paradise Systems)

The is an anthology of Chinese comics.

15 quite short pieces — I feel it might have been better to have a greater length variety? Reading it feels very choppy, especially since the approaches are so different.

Some of the pieces feel very… metaphorical…

I laughed at this one.

It’s an interesting anthology, but it doesn’t altogether gel as an anthology.

14:42: Mini Kuš #143-146

I got these from here.

It’s another solid batch…

Very varied.

Some are wistful.

And some are very funny, like this one about meeting a famous author.

14:55: Reality Enjoyer by Bones Gilmore (Desert Island)

This is a collection of illustrations…

It almost seems to be adding up to a narrative sometimes, but I guess not? Looks good, though.

15:00: God Head by Courtney Løberg (Glacier Bay Books)

What an odd book. It contains excerpts from two other books…

… and then a bunch of illustrations.

I mean, the artwork is nice, but is this book just an ad?

Very strange.

Coil: …and the Ambulance Died In His Arms

15:08: Swamp Thing #88-89 by Rick Veitch and others (DC Comics)

Well, here’s something I don’t think people expected to happen… DC finally publishing the end of Veitch’s Swamp Thing run. I haven’t actually read Veitch’s Swamp Thing comics, so it doesn’t make much sense for me to be getting these books, I guess, but what the hey.

Heh, with mock-up hype pages and all.

Nine Horses: Snow Borne Sorrow

So Swamp Thing meets Jesus, and this has astounding repercussions: We learn Etrigan’s Origin Story. Surely nothing can be more consequential.

The next issue is totally incomprehensible to me. I guess you had to read the rest of the series to get the point.

The artwork is quite nice, though. Tom Mandrake seems to be channeling Gene Colan a bit, which is never wrong.

15:27: The End

And I think that’s enough comics for today. I’m exhausted. I think I’ll go for a walk or something…

(I had forgotten what a good year 2005 was for music… just one banger of an album after another…)

People put too much effort into stuff

I haven’t had a look at the kwakk.info logs in a while, but I had a peek today and saw something really odd. The pattern is this:

GET /res/search/eng/BODOI/NONE/the.json 
GET /res/search/eng/BODOI/NONE/and.json 
GET /res/search/eng/BODOI/NONE/of.json 
GET /res/search/eng/BODOI/NONE/in.json 
GET /res/search/eng/BODOI/NONE/is.json 
GET /res/search/eng/BODOI/NONE/for.json 
GET /res/search/eng/BODOI/NONE/with.json 
GET /res/search/eng/BODOI/NONE/was.json 
GET /res/search/eng/BODOI/NONE/that.json 
GET /res/search/eng/BODOI/NONE/on.json 
...

That is, this bot fires off searches (kwakk.info is a search engine for magazines about comice) for common words, about a dozen per second. Curious!

But then! It switches around and does:

GET /res/words/0be3bae149351808ab66622eb39d801667d495ccb0b0b85c4766e5b17591408c.json 
GET /res/image/0be3bae149351808ab66622eb39d801667d495ccb0b0b85c4766e5b17591408c.jpg 
GET /res/words/aa1dff35f83db8355ab7d69f5e29ef39bbce74774f9387b7d3144e7fc9032f85.json 
GET /res/image/aa1dff35f83db8355ab7d69f5e29ef39bbce74774f9387b7d3144e7fc9032f85.jpg 
GET /res/words/a9b634e0b4a1a26702fde0706d670864749282b4ddc55f665b233efb89a01a66.json 
GET /res/image/a9b634e0b4a1a26702fde0706d670864749282b4ddc55f665b233efb89a01a66.jpg 
GET /res/words/44de1fb7aa7c3ce59d35ec16315609935f80f9c5ff3d650e7c743f6698cf3626.json 
...

I.e., it downloads a bunch of scanned pages and the OCR text for those pages.

Aha! Because for each kwakk.info search result, you can view five pages (i.e., you get the hashed IDs). So this bot is firing off searches for common words to get as many results as possible, and then for every result it gets, it downloads the five scanned magazine pages it now has access to. So per search you get 200 hits, times 5 magazine pages, so *counts on fingers* 1000 magazine pages per search.

L33t hax0rs!

I guess what’s going on is that there’s an AI bot that wants to train on magazines about comics?

So that’s fun, and I certainly don’t object or anything… It’s just kinda sad, because all the magazines on kwakk.info are readily available in convenient formats on archive.org, libgen.li or Anna’s Archive, really. (Well, OK, some are only available using eMule, but…)

And there you get the complete magazines with the pages in correct order and everything.

www@quimby:~$ grep "Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 15.7; rv:151.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/151.0" /var/log/apache2/access.log | wc -l
178764

Just a couple hundred thousand hits from this bot today. I guess it’s going to have to do millions of searches to get all the pages… 🤷

But… like… sure? You figured wanted to download stuff, and then you figured out how kwakk.info works (or had Claude do it for you), so… Congratulations?