Useful Consumer Review

I’ve got a man bag made only from felt (and steel and a leather strap (it’s quite impractical, since there’s no stitching, so small things just fall out between the steel rivets, but it’s conceptual, I guess)).

I bought it years ago, and (like all woollen things) it’s developed some…  er…  whatchamacall it…  “bumps”?  That’s what Google Translate suggests.  Why does Norwegian have word for the phenomenon?  Is Norway that woolly?

Anyway.  Look!

EEK!!!

So I bought an electrical de-bumper the other day.  I didn’t think it would work.  I mean, does this thing look capable?

But it works!  Behold!

Whodathunk.