People read slowly.
Sure.
It’s Keanu! Again!
Constantine. Dylan Beale. 2005.
This is a pretty confounding film. It almost seems like they’re making a parody of something? No scenes connect. It’s weird. And not in a good way.
The director of this film went on to fuck up the The Hunger Games series.
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