As I’m sure you all remember, in the last terrifying chapter of this story, I found that the white fluff had spread to another room.
During the Xmas holidays, I visited my mother. She’s brilliant with all kinds of plants and stuff, so I showed her the pictures of the aloe armageddon. She said: “Are you sure that’s a fungus? It might be some kind of insect.” I said “Sure I’m sure! Nothing moved! I didn’t see anything insectey. Just the fluff! Mooooomm!!!”
Guess what.
And guess what.
Are there any apartments for sale nearby that I can move to? Hm? Hm?
UNCLEAN!!!