Useful Consumer Review

I got a space age butter knife the other month. It was Kickstartered. (That’s a word.)

So let’s test it!  I got some butter cold from the fridge…

And as the control I used a normal knife to … spread? some of the butter onto the piece of bread.

Eww!  So uneven!  That’s not kawaii at all!  So let’s try the butterup knife…

It makes the butter pop through those holes in the knife like…  Squeezing pimples?  No!  Like earth worms squirming up through metal?  No!!!  I know!

Like…  spaghetti.

That’s the ticket.

And look how…  evenly… it spreads?…  onto the bread?

Oh, well.