I got a space age butter knife the other month. It was Kickstartered. (That’s a word.)
So let’s test it! I got some butter cold from the fridge…
Eww! So uneven! That’s not kawaii at all! So let’s try the butterup knife…
It makes the butter pop through those holes in the knife like… Squeezing pimples? No! Like earth worms squirming up through metal? No!!! I know!
Like… spaghetti.
That’s the ticket.
Oh, well.